Tuesday, October 11, 2011

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Katrina Trinko at The Corner notices something:

At tonight’s debate, candidates will have the opportunity to ask another candidate a question. Herman Cain is planning to direct his question at Mitt Romney.

“I’m going after Romney. I have a very penetrating question for him,” Cain told radio host Neil Boortz in an interview today, according to the Washington Post. He added that he didn’t “need to go after Perry.”

Cain's gotta be careful, because if it's a yes or no question Mitt's in the clear with an answer of yes, no, and both.
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15 comments:

  1. Smut ClydeOctober 11, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    I have a very penetrating question for him

    If it's not "Does a dog on the car-roof have Buddha Nature?" then I am going to be very disappointed.

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  2. Hamish MackOctober 11, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Do you want fries with your pepperoni?

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  3. J—October 11, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    Temple garments! Please, please let it be about temple garments.

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  4. mikeyOctober 11, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    I have learned a great deal from watching Mitt.

    For example, his brilliant strategy for questions he doesn't like. He simply answers a DIFFERENT question!!

    Gawd, that's beautiful in its simplicity. Oddly, it doesn't seem to work as well for me in job interviews, but I'm sure that's more a problem of execution than it is one of strategy....

    W/V grows an odd succulent: macti

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  5. Substance McGravitasOctober 11, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I am in the job I occupy now after a job interview in which I answered the "what is your worst quality" question with "evasiveness".

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  6. Smut ClydeOctober 11, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    Feathers or lead?

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  7. ckc (not kc)October 11, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    ...you're lucky - my best quality is evasiveness

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  8. Big Bad Bald BastardOctober 12, 2011 at 1:57 AM

    Evasiveness is my most elusive quality.

    Missed the debate, I hope Cain asked him, "Do you really believe you get your own planet when you die?"

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  9. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©October 12, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    Did someone say Herman Cain?

    P.S. Live debate transcripts (more or less) here.
    ~

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  10. Dr.KennethNoisewaterOctober 12, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    "I am in the job I occupy now after a job interview in which I answered the "what is your worst quality" question with "evasiveness"."



    And your best quality? Honesty!

    Besides, you can't say "enormous dong;" that would be inappropriate.

    W/v is "pressed"

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  11. Dr.KennethNoisewaterOctober 12, 2011 at 4:25 AM

    To be honest, I'm not interested in penetrating questions that don't involve hot gay sex.

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  12. Dragon-King WangchuckOctober 12, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    The short answer is "both yes and no". The long answer is "yes, no and maybe."

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  13. zombie rotten mcdonaldOctober 13, 2011 at 7:20 AM

    Besides, you can't say "enormous dong;" that would be inappropriate.


    Look, nowadays you're competing with a couple hundred other applicants. Face it, you're not getting the job anyway. Go ahead and say that your best quality is an enormous dong, it won't hurt anything and you might get a date.

    Unless you're a woman. Then I don't know what you might say. "Enormous vagina" doesn't seem to work the same way.

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  14. zombie rotten mcdonaldOctober 13, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    tag forgetting.

    Look, I have been short on sleep and haven't eaten a brain in days.

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  15. tigrisOctober 13, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    I am in the job I occupy now after a job interview in which I answered the "what is your worst quality" question with "evasiveness".

    As that answer proves, you ARE pretty bad at it.

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