Sunday, September 25, 2011

Parental Love

Smart!
If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful, face-to-face conversation, then you need to waste your money on the "Is My Son Gay" French Android App.
Boy, that sounds like the most helpfullest thing one could ever use.
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12 comments:

  1. M. BouffantSeptember 25, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    I'll bet he's not even happy!

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  2. Substance McGravitasSeptember 25, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    I WON'T mow the lawn.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©September 26, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Do Androids dream of electric homosexuality cures?
    ~

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  4. Substance McGravitasSeptember 26, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    OMG IT IS CERTAIN. Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.

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  5. mikeySeptember 26, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    Wait, what?

    The Sun is gay?

    Crap. I woulda thought it was Uranus that was a little light in the atmosphere.

    I mean, that just HAS to be a pseudonym, right?

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  6. Dr.KennethNoisewaterSeptember 26, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.


    Wait. Were you on one of your "America Trips" 13 months ago?!!!

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  7. Mendacious DSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Magic 8-ball says:

    "Concentrate and ask again."

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  8. Smut ClydeSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    Now I have to find this son of mine and disown him.

    Perhaps you have disowned him already and that's why you can't remember him.
    If you find him, you might remember all the times you have gone through the disowning cycle already, and that would be sad.

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  9. tigrisSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    But it might lead to enlightenment, and the discovery that he has always been in nerdvana.

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  10. tigrisSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Uh-oh, "outlook not good." Sorry, Subs, samsara it is.

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  11. Substance McGravitasSeptember 26, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    Or, you know, yours. Hey, how'd that happen?

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  12. Smut ClydeSeptember 26, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    WHO TURNED THE LIGHT ON??
    Anonymity FAIL.

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