Thursday, September 15, 2011

All Fear the Absorption Cart



Sorry for the libel. PDF at this link if anyone gives a shit.

14 comments:

  1. Apparently there are sexy nurses to meet the needs of any person who likes sexy nurses. This one appeals to people who look for really impressive biceps in a sexy nurse.

    Sexy nurse.

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  2. I love clicking on .pdfs. Especially .pdfs about sexy big-bicepped nurses.
    "To be eligible, you must register with your
    personal absorption counselor, and report to the counselor
    according to your employment plan.
    "

    Personal absorption counselor. For sexy immigrant nurses. How does one get that job?

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  3. Given the position of the trailing leg shown in the sexy nurse diagram, I think that sexy one legged nurse might be a better description.

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  4. They are pandering to the amputee-fetishist lobby.
    Or imputing to the panda-fetishist lobby.

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  5. This one appeals to people who look for really impressive biceps in a sexy nurse.

    She could drop a shoulder and just flatten Tom Brady.

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  6. Still not as fearful as the AbsorbShun cart.

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  7. She could drop a shoulder and just flatten Tom Brady.

    This is a hockey reference, no?

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  8. Deleted sexy nurse spam.

    I blame Vacuumslayer.

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