Saturday, July 30, 2011

Pity the Fool Eating the Treat WITHOUT Flavour Bits

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18 comments:

  1. truculentandunreliableJuly 30, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    "Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

    No, I'm not checking.

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  2. Smut ClydeJuly 30, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Do not inspire S McG to fresh atrocities.

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  3. mikeyJuly 30, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    To be honest, I really prefer a more savory Blaster.

    But as long as you get your daily requirement for Blasters, I'm gonna be pretty agnostic on Flavor Bits...

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  4. Substance McGravitasJuly 30, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    The disappointing thing is they don't come with the countertop.

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  5. Big Bad Bald BastardJuly 30, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    "Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

    So does "Flavour Bits".

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  6. M. BouffantJuly 30, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    I am always torn between artificial banana & artificial strawberry as my fave flave.

    That is a nice counter. Granite?

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 31, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Genuine Muscle Milk
    (Contains No Milk)
    ~

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  8. tigrisJuly 31, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    Huh, I note the container doesn't say it doesn't contain muscle...

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  9. Substance McGravitasJuly 31, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    Some sort of creamed slug concoction would be almost all muscle.

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  10. tigrisJuly 31, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    And "muscle cream" sounds even tastier than "muscle milk!" Esp if it's also got flavour bits...

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  11. Smut ClydeJuly 31, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    "An ideal blend of proteins, healthy fats, good carbohydrats..."

    That's gonna be my next tattoo.

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  12. ckc (not kc)July 31, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    "Drink. Evolve"

    ...I feel it happening already!!

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  13. mikeyJuly 31, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Well, as long as it's GENUINE muscle milk. 'Cause I gotta be honest here, that imitation stuff kinda worries me...

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  14. Hamish MackJuly 31, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    "An ideal blend of proteins, healthy fats, good carbohydrats..."

    That's gonna be my next tattoo.

    I'm not sure that the Sumerians had words for carbohydrat and protein

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  15. Smut ClydeJuly 31, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    There was no need to mention "sumerian tattoo", AK. Now we will have to share our secret source of Google-hits with Substance. Also fish will steal it.

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  16. El SnacktatorJuly 31, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    El keeps his flavor bits safely tucked away.

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  17. fishJuly 31, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Do not inspire S McG to fresh atrocities.

    I think fresh is a bit of a stretch, don't you?

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  18. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 31, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    "Strawberry Blasters" sounds like some sort of horrible thing you'd find in the Urban Dictionary.

    So wrong. So funny. I'm still recovering from "cherry danish."


    Ah. Flavor bits. Some of them not artificially-flavored. And they're just so goddamn appetizing-looking too.

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