Thursday, July 7, 2011

Crime Watch

News:
VANCOUVER — A B.C. Supreme Court jury has found a Vancouver acupuncturist guilty of sexually assaulting four of his female patients.
This is sad because those four women could really have gotten something outta that acupuncture.

4 comments:

  1. I'm guessing that me probably poked them?

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  2. So you've finally stooped to needling the acupuncture community?

    I might have known!
    ~

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  3. Evidently acupuncture does not produce the state of amnesiac stupefaction that the acupuncturist had hoped for.

    One can only hope that the homeopathic date-rape pills end equally badly.

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  4. To be fair, this doesn't seem to be a Rule 34 Invocation.

    But setting that aside for a moment, the number of variables around what got poked by what and whom has inarguably increased logarithmicly..

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