This is awesome. I would tell you something about it but I don't have anything funnier to say and excerpting ANY of the jokes would detract from the experience.
but he said that they’d only only sold one and it was to a really drunk lady, and then Laura and I were all “SOLD. All this chicken belongs to us now.”
I'm glad I got some time until that anniversary because tracking down giant cocks ain't as easy as you might think. Uh, or so I've heard. Totes heterosexually.
but he said that they’d only only sold one and it was to a really drunk lady, and then Laura and I were all “SOLD. All this chicken belongs to us now.”
ReplyDeleteThat whole post is awesome. Just like you said.
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Oh yes we can see why you like this. From teh commentz; Sigh. New Zealanders are basically drunk insomniacs.
ReplyDeleteSometimes we sleep. So there.
Sure, nice chicken, but 2324 comments? Whassup w'dat?
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15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I got some time until that anniversary because tracking down giant cocks ain't as easy as you might think. Uh, or so I've heard. Totes heterosexually.
From teh commentz; Sigh. New Zealanders are basically drunk insomniacs.
ReplyDeleteSometimes we sleep. So there.
Most of us do. On the other hand, with rare exceptions I am always sober.