Thursday, May 26, 2011

Works Best on Black I Think

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  1. Hamish MackMay 26, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    Lucky you live across the border, Subby. Newtie wouldn't take too kindly to the disses of the missus.
    Her lacquer is so thickly applied that her face can re-organise itself after a vacuum explosion.

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  2. Substance McGravitasMay 26, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Oh I'm much more afeared of the missus than Newt. Obviously he is too if that debt he's carrying is any indication.

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  3. Hogeye GrexMay 27, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    Once black...

    Oh, and that debt, Subby?

    A little more to it than first met the eye.

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  4. Smut ClydeMay 27, 2011 at 1:53 AM

    This has possibilities from the Wonkette comment thread:
    I thought Tiffany's had engaged Callista as a lobbyist to help ease the introduction of their new controversial line of Dalmatian fur coats.

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  5. fishMay 27, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    Come on you guys, I find it romantic that they would go to Tiffany's together to buy Newt that silver cock ring.

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  6. Big Bad Bald BastardMay 27, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Oh I'm much more afeared of the missus than Newt.

    Well, pshya, Newt doesn't have laser eyes!

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 27, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Newt's lucky he's a Republican, else he might get the John Edwards treatment (and he's lucky that Obama is in charge of Bush's 3rd term at the DOJ).
    ~

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  8. tigrisMay 27, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Wonkette commenter: "I thought his wife is not a Tiffany lobbyist, but a Tiffany mannequin... "

    The mannequins are more real-looking.

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  9. Substance McGravitasMay 27, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    I wonder what the payback terms of the "loan" are?

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  10. mikeyMay 27, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Honey, I'm worried about the Subster.

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  11. fishMay 27, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    I wonder what the payback terms of the "loan" are?

    You also have to wonder what the value of $500K of jewelry is after a couple of years. You resell it and pay off the "loan," pocketing the difference.

    Not a bribe though.

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  12. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMay 28, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    fish, youre silly. Roosters don't wear rings.

    "Honey, I'm worried about the Subster"


    I'm starting to think that in the deepest darkest recesses of his heart, there is a little Callista-love there. It is concerning.

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  13. tigrisMay 28, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    He looked into her eyes. NEVER look into her eyes!

    Also: HEY BABY MOMMA! Congrats!

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  14. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMay 28, 2011 at 6:47 AM

    Thanks, Tigris!

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