Monday, May 9, 2011

Lives of Quiet Desperation

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The Flash banner at the site has a cute girl smiling in the breeze. She is beyond your reach, Mr. Conventional.

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19 comments:

  1. Hamish MackMay 9, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    I dunno if library technician Truculent and Unreliable would agree with the label "conventional".

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  2. Substance McGravitasMay 9, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    These are AUSTRALIANS.

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  3. Smut ClydeMay 9, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    I do not see "Delusional Psychotic" anywhere in the accepted personality types. Hmmph.

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  4. Smut ClydeMay 9, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Also I do not know why Ms. Social is looking up so blithely when there is a Piplup about to poop on her hand.

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  5. Substance McGravitasMay 9, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    Brought up the Piplups.

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  6. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMay 9, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    I see the artistic girl is suitably pixie/quirky-looking. Bleh.

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldMay 9, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    vs is objectively anti-pixie.

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  8. Substance McGravitasMay 9, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    I thought the artistic girl was more fairy-like.

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  9. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMay 9, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    The pixies won't let me into their damn club.

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  10. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 9, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    You were looking for something more unicorny?
    ~

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  11. mikeyMay 9, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    The pixies called the cops on me..

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  12. fishMay 10, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    I want to manage projects. I will start with the Substance-Riddled gopher collaboration.

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  13. Susan of TexasMay 10, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Australia tells me I'm a thinker who should go into Justice or Communications. Maybe I should have been a bounty hunter. Or a bounty hunter's press agent.

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  14. fishMay 10, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Bounty hunter class would be fun.

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  15. KathleenMay 10, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    why is she holding an apple?

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  16. Substance McGravitasMay 10, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    She has become a teacher.

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  17. Hamish MackMay 10, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Australian semiotics: apple means "time for a beer"

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  18. Smut ClydeMay 10, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    why is she holding an apple?

    That's Piplup poop.

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  19. zombie rotten mcdonaldMay 10, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Liver Desperation. Also an excellent band name.

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