Tuesday, April 26, 2011

My Place on These Internets

Intrepid searchers at last understand my talent:



Well okay, "intrepid searcher" meaning no plural, but word will get around. In addition to "best fuck ever recorded" I expect to see "wild fuck" "awesome fuck" and "SMcGILF" showing up in these searches very soon.

BUT SHOVE THE PIPLUP UP YOUR ASSES ALREADY!!

And don't mention that Eugene Delgaudio stuff.

UPDATE!

I guess I should own it. Maybe Pooplup at some point.



Oh hell, you're all adults. You can add the poop to the cartoon penguin by yourselves. Hi search engines! пиплуп ポッチャマ 팽도리

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31 comments:

  1. fishApril 26, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    Only because of my webcam failure.

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  2. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    I have so many things to say!

    1.) I'm glad there's someone out there with handwriting more appalling than mine. I have actually given up handwriting thank you notes and xmas cards because it is so awful. Still, it looks like calligraphy crafted by fairy-angels compared to yours.

    2.) What the hell is piplup? And would it even fit in my ass?

    3.) I was looking forward to being a MILF. But the prospect of going up against something as awesome as a SMcGILF fills me with a sense of malaise. MILFing just seems so...common now...so BORING...no matter what the porns say. le sigh.

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  3. Substance McGravitasApril 26, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    That's MOUSE WRITING. And beating the little creatures into producing letters takes a lot of time, both for prep and cleanup.

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  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 26, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Maybe you should switch to meese, S_McG.

    Certainly would make for an entertaining video...
    ~

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  5. KathleenApril 26, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    how disappointed that searcher must have been

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  6. Substance McGravitasApril 26, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    SPUTTER.

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  7. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Nao Wei! This blog is HOTTT!!

    Triple T hottt!

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  8. Substance McGravitasApril 26, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    AHA! SMcGILF in the search results!

    It won't be long now until... until... well what happens now?

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  9. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    Well, I feel it's only a matter of time before your blog is overrun with hottt Murkan women who are hungry for your larger-than-average penis and magic maple syrup (which sounds much dirtier than I meant it). I did my best to drive traffic to your blog with my lascivious post from a couple weeks back. I expect you'll reap the rewards any minute now. YOU'RE WELCOME.

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  10. Smut ClydeApril 26, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    It would be very wrong to google-bomb the House of Substance with piplup pictures.

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  11. Substance McGravitasApril 26, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Must I go POOPLUP on you people?

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  12. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Omg, piplup is KEY-YUTE!

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  13. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Piplup!

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  14. Substance McGravitasApril 26, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    A candidate.

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  15. Big Bad Bald BastardApril 26, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    I think I'm gonna write slashfic... Piplup/S.E. Cupp.

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  16. Smut ClydeApril 26, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    A candidate.

    Cartoon constipation is no laughing matter, you monster.
    Clearly Piplup picture needs FIBREPOOP.

    W/v = 'torso', as if to imply that it knows about the large suitcase in the left-luggage room of the Taumaranui Railway station.

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  17. mikeyApril 26, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Two Piplups, one cup.

    Or, as W/V would have it, a sunde

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  18. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Cartoon constipation is no laughing matter

    Then why am I laughing now? It's your fault!

    w/v is "nonfight!"

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  19. Smut ClydeApril 26, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Best Fuck Ever Recorded

    Mine are not recorded, to make things fairer for everyone else.

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  20. Substance McGravitasApril 26, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    Piplup's not wholly constipated: he's left a couple of little presents in the field there.

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  21. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    "Mine are not recorded, to make things fairer for everyone else."

    Sure. That, your vestigial tail, and your "I have Beiber Fever!" tattoo.

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  22. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    Let's pretend I put another "and" in there somewhere so my joke facsimile makes more sense.

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  23. Substance McGravitasApril 26, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    It's okay, I can make myself laugh. Now where's that Fleshlight?

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  24. tigrisApril 26, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    Mine are not recorded, to make things fairer for everyone else

    The vast Riddled library of woodcut-filled flipbooks says otherwise.

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  25. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 26, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    That's not called laughing, silly.

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  26. fishApril 26, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Uh oh. I think I have been mis-using LOL.

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  27. fishApril 26, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Well that is one messy malaprop.

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  28. Smut ClydeApril 26, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    Nice rocks.

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  29. fishApril 27, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    Oh hell, you're all adults. You can add the poop to the cartoon penguin by yourselves.


    This may be my favorite pair of sentences ever.

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  30. Substance McGravitasApril 27, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    You know, I really like that little penguin. I think he's gonna be reappearing to attempt to poop on a lotta heads.

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  31. Dr.KennethNoisewaterApril 28, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    That made laugh out loud.

    We're gonna have to do something about that low self-esteem of your's, smut.

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