Friday, April 8, 2011

Conservatism Defined

Frank DeMartini on why New Orleans gets more film business:
Mayor Cedric Glover may be a Democrat, but he is a great conservative when it comes to business. He helped us in many ways when we were building the studio including helping us in the land acquisition and facilitating a loan from the city when the economy collapsed and we needed a little extra cash to make sure the project did not fall apart.
Simple! Just like, um, General Motors.

26 comments:

  1. Mayor Cedric Glover may be a Democrat, but he did help us out when we were totally screwed. Just like a Conservative would!

    Fixed. I blame coastal elites.

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  2. G.M. is totally different because union thugs, that's why.
    ~

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  3. Conservatism also defined:

    "Suddenly finding 14,000 votes 'accidentally' omitted from the reported totals. A COMPLETELY understandable mistake, discovered by a Republican Partisan Election Official on her personal computer."

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  4. You can tell how clean Wisconsin government has been in the past by the ineptness of the shenanigans.

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  5. Well, right now I don't see a reason to call shenanigans other than the fact that I hate them.

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  6. easy for you to say, you don't have to live here.

    but seriously, she keeps the election results on her personal computer? That's not suspicious AT ALL.

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  7. That's stupid, but it's a Republican district anyway.

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  8. ...a Republican district that didn't have enough votes to change the election results until yesterday.

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  9. Well, as I understand it it had no votes at all.

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  10. well, that's what she is saying.

    So when she was tabulating results and reporting them, an entire community was missing and she didn't notice this.

    Shyeah. I buy it.

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  11. I buy that they're evil, but that's not to say that stupid is precluded. Could be bullshit, but that hasn't been demonstrated yet.

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  12. Substance, your reasonable-ness is really irritating.

    I kid, of course...but--WOW!--what a lucky twist for the Repukes.

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  13. I'm not suspcicious at all. Because it's so unlike Repukes to just straight-up cheat. I mean, it's not like they ever stole a national election.

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  14. it;s conservative b/c only businesses get that assistance. If you're a person, screw you!

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  15. Did we totally threadjack this entry? Will Subby punish us?

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  16. What punishment could I offer that I haven't already tried to deal out from a position of, um, loving kindness to my visitors?

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  17. Sooooooooooo no bare-bottomed spankings? AFAF.[whisper] (He's dead and he shambles and he sometimes hangs out here!)[/whisper]

    Actually, ya know what? I think we got our medicine with SurpriseGoatse the other day. Especially since I swore I'd never set peepers on it.

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  18. Sooooooooooo no bare-bottomed spankings? AFAF.

    Thanks for asking for me! I'm a little shy about that.

    [whisper] (He's dead and he shambles and he sometimes hangs out here!)[/whisper]

    Oh! Er...

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  19. There you go.

    If the recount comes out on the side of the angels, I will happily post that animated gif.

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  20. There you go.

    Are you making implications about tigers?

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  21. Careful; I don't have to do this with retracted claws.

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