Attention Surplus Syndrome

TMZ wants attention.

Charlie Sheen wants attention.

9/11 Truthers want attention.

Wonder Triplet powers ACTIVATE!

Now, Mark Dice, a prominent member of The 9/11 Truth Movement, tells us his fellow conspiracy theorists are pissed -- because they feel Charlie has abandoned their cause.

Mark tells us Charlie should be "asking hard questions about what happened on 9/11 and the resulting wars ... not bragging about smoking crack and sleeping with hookers."

Mark says he's reached out to Charlie -- to no avail -- but he tells us if Charlie doesn't address the issue soon, he and several theorists* will protest in front of Sheen's upcoming shows.

It would be a terrible thing if Charlie Sheen and Mark Dice met to settle their differences at the TMZ offices and a stray plane crashed and KILLED THEM ALL TO DEATH.

*Void where prohibited.