Friday, March 11, 2011

Penis Rasp Users Weep Silently

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10 comments:

  1. ckc (not kc)March 11, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    ...I had a spiky sexual organ, but...

    a.) the authorities took it away
    b.) it wore out
    c.) I discovered my gentler side
    d.) 6 beers made it disappear
    e.) none of the above

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  2. Substance McGravitasMarch 11, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Every hose has its thorn.

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  3. M. BouffantMarch 11, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    Silently?

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  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©March 12, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Mr. McG, this post was just to set up that line, wasn't it.

    Hair metal, y'all!

    LOL.
    ~

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  5. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMarch 12, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    I prefer wangs to be ribbed, for my pleasure.

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  6. Substance McGravitasMarch 12, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    My wang has received its share of ribbing thanks.

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  7. mikeyMarch 12, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    "Prickly Spines".

    Hmmm. Perhaps the long-lost genesis of the term "Prick"?

    I'm off to the library! There's historic etymological research to be done!

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  8. vacuumslayerMarch 12, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    Translation: mikey's going to the liberry to masturbate.

    Subby, I don't believe it! I shan't!

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  9. Big Bad Bald BastardMarch 12, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    How the human penis lost its spines

    I don't remember that in Kipling's Just So Stories.

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  10. fishMarch 14, 2011 at 5:42 AM

    How the human penis lost its spines

    So I take it that a human penis is not supposed to have spines? I'm asking for a friend.

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