Thursday, March 24, 2011

The Densitometer

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18 comments:

  1. Hamish MackMarch 24, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    The nursing manipulations have a newsletter?
    The computer lab looks pretty bloody good. Like the shot of the cafeteria with everyone in their lab coats, hah! germs are for weaklings.

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  2. Substance McGravitasMarch 24, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Just don't let the densitometer people work on it. The penisomitter should be ACCURATE.

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  3. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMarch 24, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    This entry--totally don't get it.

    Shanty be back!

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  4. Substance McGravitasMarch 24, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    Meter rising...

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  5. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    What's the gag? That a densitometer is for measuring color density in printing plants? The mistranslation?

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  6. Substance McGravitasMarch 25, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Well, the device in this case is probably a bone density measuring thingy. The only gag is a simpleton's gag: I don't want to be put in a machine to be told I'm dense.

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  7. ckc (not kc)March 25, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    (...now you've RUINED the gag by explaining it!!)

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  8. Substance McGravitasMarch 25, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    It's full service here, especially for anonymous strangers.

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  9. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMarch 25, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    I'm not the only dense one! Woo-HOO!

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  10. Big Bad Bald BastardMarch 25, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    I think I saw this movie on late-night cable...

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  11. kennymfgMarch 25, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    http://www.anton-paar.com/Density-Meters-DMA-Generation-M/Density-Meter/60_Corporate_en?product_id=144


    Being dense myself I thought of this.

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  12. Substance McGravitasMarch 25, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    Detects filling errors and gas bubbles in the sample

    I wonder if it pays out if you reach a certain gas level. Could be a winner for me.

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  13. tigrisMarch 25, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? My guess: no.

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  14. zombie rotten mcdonaldMarch 25, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy?

    DO NOT JUDGE MY HOBBIES.

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  15. Smut ClydeMarch 25, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy?

    Just close your eyes and we'll put you in the scanner.

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  16. ckc (not kc)March 25, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    ...and we'll put you in the scanner.

    The results are much more satisfactory if you don't move. (It can be arranged.)

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  17. mikeyMarch 26, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    I believe THIS is the device you're looking for.

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  18. Substance McGravitasMarch 26, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    No no no. Not looking for that device at all.

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