This year, I wouldn't bet this game with Sub's money.
There is no predictable outcome. The mafia is NOT happy.
I'll watch the game. I'll make quesadillas, chili rellenos, salsa, guacamole and sopapillas. And it'll be just me. I'll drink a beer, maybe two, but beer makes me bloated and flatulent, and that's never a good look, so that'll be that. On to sailor jerry's.
I hate the packers, but I hate the steelers more, so I suspect I'll have a rooting bias for Wisconsin. If it's a really good, epically memorable kind of game, like when Jacksonville ran out of gas on the 2, then it will have been fun. If it's stupid and boring, well, I can always unpack a few more boxes or touch myself in that 'special' way.
hey, I'm planning on resembling part of that cartoon!
ReplyDeletemy favorite quote so far: "Obama is rooting for the Packers to win, so he doesn't have to invite Roethlisberger to the White House."
The Super Bowl is to football what New Year's is to drinking: great for the amateurs, annoying to the addicts.
ReplyDeleteO, it will be pretty fun for us Packer fans.
ReplyDeleteMay the halftime show be spectacular.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping an exploding blimp is involved.
I'm hoping an exploding blimp is involved.
ReplyDeleteO YEAH.
The fun part is betting on the game.
ReplyDeleteUsually it's a pretty obvious call.
This year, I wouldn't bet this game with Sub's money.
There is no predictable outcome. The mafia is NOT happy.
I'll watch the game. I'll make quesadillas, chili rellenos, salsa, guacamole and sopapillas. And it'll be just me. I'll drink a beer, maybe two, but beer makes me bloated and flatulent, and that's never a good look, so that'll be that. On to sailor jerry's.
I hate the packers, but I hate the steelers more, so I suspect I'll have a rooting bias for Wisconsin. If it's a really good, epically memorable kind of game, like when Jacksonville ran out of gas on the 2, then it will have been fun. If it's stupid and boring, well, I can always unpack a few more boxes or touch myself in that 'special' way.
So no matter what, WIN!
What's the halftime show? I still remember the Diana Ross halftime as a peak moment.
ReplyDeleteThe Black-Eyed Peas. I hope they play that Mazeltov song.
ReplyDeleteThe Black-Eyed Peas have also played halftime in the CFL championship. No one cared.
ReplyDeleteGee, I did not know that.
ReplyDeleteI'm rooting for free chicken wings, a buy-back every third round, and lots of drunk girls who dig big d00ds.
ReplyDeleteUSA! USA!
I am frankly shocked that people use a sporting event as an excuse for drinking! In New Zild we have a bit of restraint
ReplyDeleteThose girls are not so good-looking.
ReplyDeleteElitist!!
ReplyDeleteThat's a low low bar for elitism.
ReplyDeleteTwo words: Puppy Bowl
ReplyDeleteJacksonville, Tennessee, whatevs.
ReplyDeleteOne of those places where the denizens typically lack their full complement of teeth...