Saturday, February 19, 2011

In The Bathroom



Jesus Christ this is so juvenile but his voice is built to sample. The accent is alien enough that you listen a little harder to figure out what he's saying but it's clear enough that it's hard to mistake what the meaning is.* He hits the stressed syllables pretty hard and the halting preacher style leaves a generous amount of space between words. When you get something to chop up his words for you - because you'd never waste that time on your own - the divisions are pretty clean and you get an instant virtual preacher instrument.



*Okay, this is a moderate lie. "God's Butt Thingie" is actually a kind of lispy "God's Butt Singing" - the latter being pretty funny but less of a silly dance line - so consider yourself hoodwinked by the Power of the Headline.
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15 comments:

  1. M. BouffantFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    The only juvenile part is looping it. Sheesh.

    Have you met the Meat Beetles? Of course they don't have the moving visual flair you bring.

    WV suggests: unpity

    So, none.

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  2. Substance McGravitasFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    They seem willing to do much more work than I am, so good for them. Rule #1 in the McGravitas work ethic is give up before it gets too hard.

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  3. Substance McGravitasFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Gee whiz, that is just deafening bass. No more headphones for a while I think.

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  4. M. BouffantFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    Also #s 2 & 3 over here. However, we have a doctor's excuse.

    'Though it's really more of a diagnosis than an excuse.

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  5. vacuumslayerFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Living in the bathroom? I've got 3 words for you:
    High
    Fiber
    Diet

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  6. Substance McGravitasFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    The "Humpty" in the filename is an exploitable bit of verbiage that I haven't gotten around to yet. I was envisioning more of a Larry Craig thing.

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  7. vacuumslayerFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Oh. Well, that's funnier than PEWP.

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  8. mikeyFebruary 19, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    Excuse me, but as the legal representative of People Eating With Philistines, I must demand that you cease and desist immediately...

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  9. El SnacktatorFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:48 AM

    Rule #1 in the McGravitas work ethic is give up before it gets too hard.

    Something we should all aspire to...

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  10. vacuumslayerFebruary 20, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    "consider yourself hoodwinked by the Power of the Headline."

    I feel betrayed and I shan't be back.

    Mikey, no need to bring lawyers into this. I am a major PEWP-supporter.

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  11. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 20, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Seems to me that I'd have to violate rule #1 quite vigorously before I could have a swarm of Joe-Klein flies buzzing around my blog.
    ~

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  12. Smut ClydeFebruary 20, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    I feel betrayed and I shan't be back.

    I feel so betrayed that I was never here in the first place.

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  13. ckc (not kc)February 20, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    ...you know, sometimes it gets too hard before you have a chance to give up... I say give up now!

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  14. fishFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Please sample this over God Butt Thingie.

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  15. Substance McGravitasFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    I would enjoy doing so, but which words with which music or what?

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