Um, you should know that I'm the type of person who lives for things that are so bad they loop around to good. So you can keep posting Jedward vids. I'll just keep coming back for more pleasure-pain.
There was silly. Then you all didn't have access to the real deal chemicals, and your brains developed in ways that were, frankly, unpredictable.
And you were silly. And the silliness reigned throughout the land, and you all, each and every, were without shame and unhesitatingly silly.
Finally, it came to pass that silly was passe, that there was nothing, no insight, no larger lesson, to be gained from your silliness.
And then one day it appeared. Obscure at first, then tumbling, gaining inertial like an avalanche and before you knew it we found ourselves in a post-silly world, trying to make sense of the silly questions and the equally silly answers, and ultimately knowing that in post-silly America it isn't the silliness that's important, but rather the meta-silliness...
I think Pedobear loves us more than you do.
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Freddie Mercury needs to rise from the grave and eat those jerkwads.
ReplyDeleteAnd Vanilla Ice, but he should be killed first.
ReplyDeleteSRSLY, when the overall level of suck goes down with the appearance of Rob Van Winkle? U R doin something wrong.
ReplyDeleteNo way in hell am I clicking that.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd just as soon lame-ass Freddie Mercury stay where he belongs.
What would you bring us if you hated us?
ReplyDeleteI think you are a
BAD
PERSON.
There are some crimes that are just unforgivable.
ReplyDeleteUm, you should know that I'm the type of person who lives for things that are so bad they loop around to good. So you can keep posting Jedward vids. I'll just keep coming back for more pleasure-pain.
ReplyDeletestaying in the boat as it were
ReplyDeletethings that are so bad they loop around to good
ReplyDeleteand then there are some things that don't.
And I say that as a Zardoz fan.
This is post-silly.
ReplyDeleteThere was silly. Then you all didn't have access to the real deal chemicals, and your brains developed in ways that were, frankly, unpredictable.
And you were silly. And the silliness reigned throughout the land, and you all, each and every, were without shame and unhesitatingly silly.
Finally, it came to pass that silly was passe, that there was nothing, no insight, no larger lesson, to be gained from your silliness.
And then one day it appeared. Obscure at first, then tumbling, gaining inertial like an avalanche and before you knew it we found ourselves in a post-silly world, trying to make sense of the silly questions and the equally silly answers, and ultimately knowing that in post-silly America it isn't the silliness that's important, but rather the meta-silliness...
Just wait until metaJedward.
ReplyDeleteEmmett Short know your mom:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU8NgOPqsaE
0:40 or so, he's talking to you.
hit! I lost an 's'...
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