Saturday, December 11, 2010

Christmas Gifts




Friends, I believe we are adult enough that I can admit to whacking off every once in a while. Let me now and forever promise not to rub your noses in it.*

*In the sense of not purchasing beatoff-celebration cologne only.
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10 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 11, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    I see the connection to the prior post.
    ~

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  2. fishDecember 12, 2010 at 5:37 AM

    Let me now and forever promise not to rub your noses in it.*

    Please be more precise in the definition of "it."

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 12, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    I think his meaning was pretty orbvious, fish.

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  4. Hamish MackDecember 12, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Obviously there are people who really LOVE the smell of diesel in the morning, really LOVE it.

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  5. JenniferDecember 13, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    It'd be better if it were a bottle of lotion.

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  6. Smut ClydeDecember 13, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    In retrospect, it probably was not the best container for storing Tiger balm.

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  7. NutellaonToastDecember 14, 2010 at 12:25 AM

    Friends, I think we are old enough for me to say "ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. yuckie! you're gross!"

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 14, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    It'd be better if it were a bottle of lotion.

    Even better if it had a pump action.

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  9. tigrisDecember 14, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    This and a shake weight would make for the perfect Christmas git.

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  10. Substance McGravitasDecember 14, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Thanks for the enlightenment. I had no idea. Or rather I didn't have that idea exactly, but kind of a general idea very much like it.

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