Might this have transcription errors?Sarah Palin: “As for doing an interview, though, with a reporter who already has such a bias against whatever it is that I would come out and say? Why waste my time? No.”
“I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree. I studied journalism, who, what, where, when, and why of reporting. I will speak to reporters who still understand that cornerstone of our democracy, that expectation that the public has for truth to be reported. And then we get to decide our own opinion based on the facts reported to us.”
“So a journalist, a reporter who is so biased and will, no doubt, spin and gin up whatever it is that I have to say to create controversy, I swear to you, I will not my waste my time with her. Or him.”
Probably not. To air in two hours, for those who have the stomach for it.
I've never been happier to be one of those liberalofascist elitists without a TV. I wouldn't even want to run the risk of seeing her jawing away, lest I stab out an eye and/or eardrum.
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ReplyDeleteThis way you won't miss ANYTHING.
ReplyDeleteLet us begin: what, where, why, or when
ReplyDeleteWill all be explained like instructions to a game
See I'm not insane, in fact, I'm kind of rational
At least I can't hear her voice.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I kinda fucked up her teeth. Leaving as is.
ReplyDeleteThat is a painful sight.
ReplyDeleteStarbursts, indeed.
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I wonder if one could use her to chop vegetables.
ReplyDeleteShe both chops vegetables and IS a vegetable! No fuss, no muss!
ReplyDeleteDoes she ever see herself on the teevee and cringe? Has she evolved to the point that she has no vestigial cringer? Is she some early representation of post-cringial humanity? Because her utter inability to speak english language sentences makes me cringe. Unfortunately, it seems I still have my cringer.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm going to stay right where I am, with Jon Gruden yelling at me and making me (and Jaworski) feel completely inadequate....
I have to say the spin and gin has some art to it that makes me recall past episodes of my life with a shudder. It's relatively rare, apparently.
ReplyDeleteGreat name for a laundromat/bar, though. Or I suppose a full service cotton manufactory, but BORING.
ReplyDeleteI think she's chomping faster.
ReplyDeleteShe'll quit soon.
ReplyDeleteGin and spin are certainly linked in my own experience.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if one could use her to chop vegetables.
ReplyDeleteI see her more as a cracker nut nutcracker.
it's her screen test to be a zombie in that new show.
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