I think you might also have to factor in jaw strength. However, with training, retrievers are very good at not damaging, say, ducks, so I imagine someone out there's got a dog with some real cocksucking skills. And perhaps a rubber facemask.
Y'know, I've been bird hunting a number of times. And I've observed exactly that phenomenon. And yet, at no time did it ever occur to me that therein was a path to non-human sexual satisfaction.
There comes a stage when you find yourself doing it all the time, and when you're not sticking your dick in a dog's mouth then you're looking forward to the next time you'll stick your dick in a dog's mouth.
Before that stage, no need to join the support group and sign up to the 12-Step program.
I have a cock, and I suspect viewing the foto will damage my poor zombie brane.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to look either, as I believe blowjobs from anything with overdeveloped canine teeth cannot typically result in quality outcomes...
ReplyDeleteThese are Australians. The dog has been probably been de-fanged and trained.
ReplyDeleteWhere, then, can one stick one's willy, dog-wise? In Australia, that is, 'cause that just doesn't go on here.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Michael Vick (Asking for a Friend)
I think you might also have to factor in jaw strength. However, with training, retrievers are very good at not damaging, say, ducks, so I imagine someone out there's got a dog with some real cocksucking skills. And perhaps a rubber facemask.
ReplyDeleteY'know, I've been bird hunting a number of times. And I've observed exactly that phenomenon. And yet, at no time did it ever occur to me that therein was a path to non-human sexual satisfaction.
ReplyDeleteMaking our friend Substance even weirder than me.
Who woulda thunk THAT, huh?
dear dog that was traumatizing
ReplyDeleteAm I missing something or is that photo "liked" by various users?
ReplyDeleteNot clicking, regular insanity in the USA hurts my brains too much.
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I totally clicked. Totally worth it, but 4Chan is still scarier.
ReplyDeleteI love this quote: "and while it was totally out of character, I have to cop the consequences."
Yes exactly. My very first act of spontaneity was to stick my cock in a dog's mouth too.
Yeah it would be a different matter if he did it all the time.
ReplyDeleteJesus christ's tits in a mason jar, have none of these people ever even THOUGHT about a risk-reward calculation?
ReplyDeleteThere comes a stage when you find yourself doing it all the time, and when you're not sticking your dick in a dog's mouth then you're looking forward to the next time you'll stick your dick in a dog's mouth.
ReplyDeleteBefore that stage, no need to join the support group and sign up to the 12-Step program.
Sticking one's tits in a mason jar is another activity that cries out for a cost / benefit analysis.
ReplyDeleteA dingo ate his baby.
ReplyDeleteC'mon people, it was RIGHT THERE.