Thursday, October 14, 2010

Sex: More Boring Than Ever

News:
OTTAWA—The Conservative government wants to help unemployed Canadians find careers as strippers and for-hire escorts.

According to a draft Oct. 1 memo obtained by the Star, Ottawa has determined these careers once considered “morally offensive” should be put on the federal government’s Job Bank, which is also available for use by the provinces.

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The draft policy, which has yet to be implemented, stated that the following occupations will “be acceptable for posting on Job Bank”:

• Exotic dancer, erotic dancer, nude dancer, striptease dancer and table dancer.

• Escort, chat line agent, phone agent for personal services and telephone agent for personal services.
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12 comments:

  1. I'd like to know the difference between the role of a "phone agent for personal services" and a "telephone agent for personal services".

    Does the former speak using fewer syllables?

    W/V announces a meeting of the Time Mafia, and calls for his cronsori

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  2. If the nude dancer isn't an erotic dancer, he/she is doing it wrong.

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  3. Now that's a stimulous package.

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  4. You have no idea yet how boring sex can be. Even w/ other (admittedly boring) people.

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  5. Well, yeah, it's pretty boring by myself. This is news?

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  6. You have no idea yet how boring sex can be.

    I believe certain partners of mine have an idea.

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  7. I believe certain partners of mine have an idea.

    Some, but not all?

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  8. The uncertain ones keep coming back for proof.

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