Two nationally known forensic pathologists are questioning a sheriff deputy's version of how he was shot in the remote desert south of Phoenix, adding to theories that the incident was a hoax timed to enflame the debate over illegal immigration.No conclusions made of course. More if you follow the link.
And a dragnet thrown up by more than 100 officers in the rugged mountainous area about 50 miles south of Phoenix found no suspects and no bales of marijuana
ReplyDeleteThat's because they disguised the bales as tumbleweeds. Duh!
Did the officers go up the hillsides OR WERE THEY TOO CHICKEN?
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the press conference at which Sheriff Paul presents a deputy with a backward Z scratched into one cheek.
ReplyDeleteThe deputy's shoes remain dangling from a power line.
ReplyDeleteDid the officers go up the hillsides OR WERE THEY TOO CHICKEN?
ReplyDeleteNot too chicken, too chunky.
I imagine the deputy was scratching himself with the gun barrel.
Ok, here's an honest rhetorical question: Have you ever seen someone try to shoot themeselves in order to gain some systemic advantage?
ReplyDelete'Cause it's kind of funny. They're not real excited about getting shot, and they do a lot of aiming and flinching and thinking and adjusting and flinching and more aiming.
And nine times out of ten? They MISS! And three times out of ten? That miss hits somebody totally innocent. And after they miss? They don't try again anytime soon. It's all just depression, fear, madness and lunacy....
So sending out 100 deputies to shoot themselves might result in a bystander casualty rate of 30 while 10 deputies take a bullet.
ReplyDeleteSounds reasonable if they try to shoot themselves near drug smugglers.
crack team
ReplyDeleteI see what you do there.
But you really do have to admire that level of dedication to the whole hating-mexicans thing.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the consensus among violent racists is if you shoot YOURSELF, you're doing it worng...
A favourite band of mine used to make a point of saying "If you have to kill anyone please kill yourself."
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