Yikes. Y'know, I've never thought of it as "living". The thought leads logically to it being sentient, running off on it's own, holding up gas stations, beating up smaller penii and looking for hookers. In short (sorry), acting like a dick.
Of course, if you consider the concept of a living penis more organically, if you take into account all that we have learned from the good Herr Doktor and his woodcuts of knowledge, then Galactus would know that to find a living penis in the wild, one must go to their natural habitat, a birds nest with cackling witches nearby.
W/V is fornack. Just waiting for the hate, I suppose...
Wait just a minute there...
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I think Kathleen posted a photo of this the other day.
ReplyDeleteCan't he just drink a protein shake instead?
ReplyDeleteShut up smut.
No way! There's NO SUBSTITUTE for PENIS! [Cries at the buzzing from the next room.]
ReplyDeleteCan't he just drink a protein shake instead?
ReplyDeletePerhaps females around the world could suggest that they just have a protein shake the next time something else is suggested...
Perhaps females could just suggest Galactus as an option.
ReplyDeleteWhatever floats your boat...
ReplyDeleteYikes. Y'know, I've never thought of it as "living". The thought leads logically to it being sentient, running off on it's own, holding up gas stations, beating up smaller penii and looking for hookers. In short (sorry), acting like a dick.
ReplyDeleteOf course, if you consider the concept of a living penis more organically, if you take into account all that we have learned from the good Herr Doktor and his woodcuts of knowledge, then Galactus would know that to find a living penis in the wild, one must go to their natural habitat, a birds nest with cackling witches nearby.
W/V is fornack. Just waiting for the hate, I suppose...
Yes, one assumes that, at the Penismarket, there is an aisle for dried goods and an aisle for live goods.
ReplyDeleteThey're always next to those clams.
ReplyDeleteFrom the live-goods aisle.
ReplyDeleteSMcG, have you been visiting "Accidental Dong" lately?
ReplyDeleteWV- testspo... eerily like "tetsubo".
I already own one a those.
ReplyDeleteIn Socialist New Zealand, "Accidental Dong" visits me!
ReplyDeleteOr it gets the hose again?
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