SEATTLE—A woman who was robbed of $310 while sitting at a Seattle traffic light gave police a detailed description of the man who stuck a gun in her open window.
He had "GET MONEY" shaved into the hair on one side of his head. He also had "GET" tattooed on his right hand and "MONEY" on his left hand.
DJ Get Money falls on hard times.
ReplyDeleteThe thing I don't understand is what he was after.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the movie Memento come to life! He's got "GO PEE" shaved into the hair further down.
ReplyDeleteJesus christ lady, could you be an LESS specific? Thjat could be fucking ANYBODY.
ReplyDeleteWell, c'mon, at least for him it WORKED! For all my "GET LAID" tats, I don't find a lot of women who want to spend time with me...
ReplyDeleteExamination of my knuckles reveals the words DRINK and BEER.
ReplyDeleteMust go see the tattoo-removal person about WEEP QUIETLY. And the surgeon about the extra fingers.
ReplyDeleteS McG is Hannibal Lecter? That explains a great deal.
ReplyDeleteI have "Keep out of fist" tattooed on one thumb, and "Keep out of ass" tattooed on the other.
ReplyDeleteUm, excuse me, Mr. Bastard?
ReplyDeleteI think I see a flaw in your master plan...
In retrospect, the "Naming Rights Available" tattoo was not such a good idea either.
ReplyDeleteThe daughter has still not forgiven me.
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