Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Librariation of Women

Recent advances in Russian university beauty contest technology have brought us the Sexy Librarian sub-event.



No innovations were seen in the boxing competition, although progress in plush-toy durability made the teddy-bear teddy-mouse cuddling less disastrous than in past years. Well done technicians.

Here is the measure of post-soviet freedom:

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28 comments:

  1. Smut ClydeJune 15, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    Now I am all agog to see the teddy-bear-cuddling disasters from previous years. Did they make the classic blunder of making up for the shortage of plush toys by using a real bear?

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  2. Mendacious DJune 15, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    There is a distinct lack of chessboxing in that competition.

    Did they make the classic blunder of making up for the shortage of plush toys by using a real bear?

    In Soviet Russia, bear hugs you!

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  3. Substance McGravitasJune 15, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    There is a distinct lack of chessboxing in that competition.

    It was displaced by witchcraft.

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  4. Smut ClydeJune 15, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    distinct lack of chessboxing
    Do not make me scan & upload whole pages of Cold Equator.

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  5. mikeyJune 15, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    I am regularly saddened as I gaze across the smoldering wreckage of my life and face the unbearable realization that I will NEVER, EVER, no matter how diligently I work, EVER know as much useless crap as Herr Bimler...

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  6. Smut ClydeJune 15, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    In God's Great Venn Diagram, there may well be a significant overlap between "circle of McGravitas commenters" and "circle of Bilal fans".

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  7. MaritaJune 15, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    That's totally a mouse, not a bear. I think we should call it *Mikey* Mouse.

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  8. Substance McGravitasJune 15, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    My god! INACCURACY ON THE INTERNET!

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  9. mikeyJune 15, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    I do not hesitate to state that if that girl would cuddle me as she does that bear, I would be willing to follow her edicts, even if it meant overthrowing governments, assaulting bunkers and executing prisoners. I exist only to serve....

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  10. fishJune 15, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    Cheesesteak Boxing is alive and well though.

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  11. Rusty ShackleblartJune 16, 2010 at 5:14 AM

    It is always saddening to realize I am not smart enough to comment meaningfully here.

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  12. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 16, 2010 at 7:06 AM

    It is always saddening to realize I am not smart enough to comment meaningfully here.

    Like that stops anyone else.

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  13. Substance McGravitasJune 16, 2010 at 8:05 AM

    Really. And HELLO, BEAUTY CONTEST POST.

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  14. Substance McGravitasJune 16, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    Any why the hell haven't I put them in a ЗОРБ or something?

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  15. mikeyJune 16, 2010 at 9:16 AM

    Whoa. You're supposed to be SMART here? I thought that was Bimler's job!

    Dammit....

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  16. Substance McGravitasJune 16, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    You're supposed to be SMART here?

    "Smurf" will do.

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  17. Smut ClydeJune 16, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    Like that stops anyone else.
    Not sure if ZRM refers to the 'smart' part or the 'meaningfully'.

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  18. Another KiwiJune 16, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    Look I'm not going to be barred from posting just because I'm too stupid. That is censawship!!!

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  19. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 16, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    Not sure if ZRM refers to the 'smart' part or the 'meaningfully'.

    your brains will be judged by which one you choose.

    Choose wisely.

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  20. mikeyJune 16, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    Thought you were on the Lakefront, drinking american lager and having se with large breasted american rock n roll chicks.

    What. Are you finding it all too much?

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  21. mikeyJune 16, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    That would be 'SEX'.

    The 'X' key on this computer is unreliable. Alanis would say it's Ironic...

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  22. mikeyJune 16, 2010 at 8:34 PM

    Hey Zomb!

    Be sure and send off live updates from the Justin Bieber show.

    'Cause, you know, pervert...

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  23. Mendacious DJune 17, 2010 at 9:44 AM

    ZRM's love for Canadian music has some disturbingly dark corners.

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  24. Big Bad Bald BastardJune 17, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    Miss Kamchatka (thanks, Risk!) can see Alaska from her house.

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  25. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 17, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    Thought you were on the Lakefront, drinking american lager and having se with large breasted american rock n roll chicks.

    starts on the 24th, friend. I will have the iPhone, though, so I WILL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU ALL!

    Be sure and send off live updates from the Justin Bieber show.

    Now THAT hurt.

    FWIW, I do have tix for the ZZTop/ Tom Petty show....

    And Devo is there. They played a new song on Colbert last night that was EXCELLENT.

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  26. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 17, 2010 at 12:38 PM

    ZRM's love for Canadian music has some disturbingly dark corners.

    As do most other aspects of my life.

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  27. Substance McGravitasJune 17, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    Mark Mothersbaugh was once very complimentary to my old band, which was nice and wholly unnecessary.

    He is short. Also makes neat books.

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  28. zombie rotten mcdonaldJune 17, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    He is short.

    So is Matthew Sweet. And Eric Bloom, for that matter.

    I think there may be a pattern here...

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