Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Experiments in Three-Dimensional Goat-Blowers

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16 comments:

  1. The foreground works, but the background is epileptic...

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  2. Nope, that's the corner of Wilshire & Beverly in Beverly Hills. It always looks like that.

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  3. Oh. Oh my. Having seen the ad, I'm ...

    Distressed leather pseudo-bomber jacket? Will that be a vital "drives a pick-up/one of us" signifiers?

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  4. incontrovertible proof

    of Mickey Kaus?

    I'm sorry, but I need more. He looks as realistic as Jar Jar Binks.

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  5. I knew Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar Binks was a friend of mine. Mickey Kaus is no Jar Jar Binks.

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  6. Yeah, but he blew a whole movie once.

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  7. Oh lord. Look carefully at the bottom image. There, above Mickey's left eye. What is that...THING on his forehead? Is it a rapidly blinking third eye? Some kind of alien parasite? The unnatural twitch of an unhinged madman.

    Thank yous, Substance, for bringing this to our attention. It seems obvious that whatever foul mutation you have uncovered in Mickey's head, we simply cannot risk having him involved in government. He'll have to be defeated. Perhaps indefinitely detained.

    In the words of Ronnie Van Zant, Lord help me, I cannot look away...

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  8. That bottom one suggests that Mickey Kaus could gnaw through red tape like a rabid weasel.

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  9. Incontrovertible proof of goat blowing ability

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