Monday, April 12, 2010

The Modern Age

Clue in today's crossword puzzle: It's X-rated.

Answer: PORNO

We are now in The Future and I WANT MY FLYING CAR!

18 comments:

  1. It would have been better had the clue been porno...

    I'll also assume it was a going down answer.

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  2. I'll also assume it was a going down answer.

    You called it. Bravo.

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  3. i dunno how futurist "Porno" is. Most people say "porn" now except for the hep young things who say "Pron".
    Of course, Subby should still get a flying car.

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  4. Jennifer can sit back and enjoy a cocktail in knowledge of fine filthtrollery. Well done indeed madam!

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  5. i dunno how futurist "Porno" is. Most people say "porn" now

    Up until now I've missed both in the newspaper crossword. "Bukkake" is gonna require some crossword design skills.

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  6. Are you sure it's not "Tiger?"

    Yeah, I do write for Leno. how'd you know?

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  7. I keep wondering - now that they're effectively crowdsourcing porno, what are all those artificially enhanced boys and girls going to do?

    It's kind of sad to think about. They aren't even being replaced by workers in third - world sweatshop porn factories, they've lost their livelihood because about a fifth of the population is willing to provide the same services for FREE.

    I imagine if you go down to the San Fernando valley you see all these gorgeous top-heavy blondes and well-muscled, hairless men just milling about helplessly, holding tattered cardboard signs that say "Will fuck for food"....

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  8. Crosswords are getting harder.

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  9. I keep wondering - now that they're effectively crowdsourcing porno, what are all those artificially enhanced boys and girls going to do?

    Run for office.

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  10. Run for office.

    anything's better than having to look at Boehner and Lieberman.

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  11. Run for office.
    So you're counting steroids.

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  12. I imagine if you go down to the San Fernando valley you see all these gorgeous top-heavy blondes

    Just why I avoid the Valley.

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