If I may posit a diagnostic theory, Brett, you're fucking drunk again. If you sleep for twelve hours, get up, put on some clean clothes, eat some menudo and huevos rancheros, I foresee a full recovery...
If you have a malfunctioning zombie I think you can give it a couple of stiff smacks on the side and it gets right back to shuffling and grunting and brain-eating.
"Roses not to be applied internally"
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ReplyDeleteIf I may posit a diagnostic theory, Brett, you're fucking drunk again. If you sleep for twelve hours, get up, put on some clean clothes, eat some menudo and huevos rancheros, I foresee a full recovery...
If you can eat the huevos it will be a full recovery.
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Bouffant has a point. REAL rockstars would have choked on their own vomit (or even somebody else's) LONG before this.
ReplyDeleteBouffant has a point. REAL rockstars would have choked on their own vomit (or even somebody else's) LONG before this.
ReplyDeleteIf you have a malfunctioning zombie I think you can give it a couple of stiff smacks on the side and it gets right back to shuffling and grunting and brain-eating.
ReplyDeleteWould those smacks be grunty malebeats?
ReplyDeleteNeeds more links to the Masochism Tango.
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