Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick."
Seems like him and king Fahd oughta just go to the men's room together and SEE. I mean either it is or it isn't. If it is, well, suck it up and give the man his credentials.
ReplyDeleteIf it AIN'T, then he has to change his name to what would translate as "Not as big a dick as the king". Done and done.
Give the man his credentials...
"Not as big a dick as the king".
ReplyDeleteGotta have 12 inches to be a ruler.
Normally one has to earn one's Blues nickname e.g.By being blind for a number of years.
ReplyDeleteFor how long has DKW been guest-posting here?
ReplyDeleteThe time has come for an end to DKW's iron grip on penises.
ReplyDeleteI thought PeeJ is penises, DKW is your mom. Or something. I always get those things confused.
ReplyDeleteI always get those things confused.
ReplyDeleteI advise against a career in urology.
That's YOUROLOGY god damn it.
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