Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I Make Love To Mountain Lions



Apparently you can't say "kiss the whip" or "eat the gun" but you can say right out that you regularly have sex with animals.
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12 comments:

  1. Smut ClydeFebruary 23, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    It's the "making love" part that makes it OK. The element of tenderness and emotional union is crucial.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 23, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    Eff the Lions?

    Maybe you could sneak past M.B. on a google hit results list, S_McG.
    ~

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  3. JenniferFebruary 23, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    The Maker of Love to Mountain Lions, pancakes not included.

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  4. mikeyFebruary 23, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    No. Waitaminute. What? Nah.

    Mountain Lions are WAY more scarce than straight chix on Friday night.

    If you're left with no other choice than having sex with first-order predators, you REALLY need to re-think your whole approach to dating.

    Why do they reject you? What do large, nocturnal predatory cats offer that women from your age and peer group don't? What is it that you can't bring to the conversation that brings you to bestiality?

    And just exactly how many orgasms per year are you planning on? 'Cause you've more than likely exhausted your options...

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  5. Substance McGravitasFebruary 23, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    Lemmy does have those giant warty things on his face...

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  6. tigrisFebruary 23, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    What do large, nocturnal predatory cats offer that women from your age and peer group don't?

    Mikey would make an excellent therapist, he asks all the right questions.

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  7. Smut ClydeFebruary 23, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    The Maker of Love to Mountain Lions, pancakes not included.

    Make sure you receive royalties if Dan Lacey uses the suggestion.

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  8. Substance McGravitasFebruary 23, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    The thing about mountain lions is that regular lions lack that fresh piny smell.

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 24, 2010 at 7:59 AM

    Mikey would make an excellent therapist, he asks all the right questions.

    ....and, I suspect, would be generous with the medications.

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  10. fishFebruary 24, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Mountain Lions are WAY more scarce than straight chix on Friday night.

    Another word for Mountain Lion is Cougar.

    Just sayin.

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  11. Hamish MackFebruary 24, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    Also puma and Hubba Hubba Lion

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  12. Smut ClydeFebruary 25, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    What do large, nocturnal predatory cats offer that women from your age and peer group don't?

    Bristly tongues?

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