Friday, February 5, 2010

Could It Be True?

Could Mel Gibson possibly have called a reporter an asshole? I NEED TO KNOW.

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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdrA3dZzjH4

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  2. Mel Gibson is a GOOD CHRISTIAN and you should stop spreading these scurrilous rumors right now, you filthy heathen.
    ~

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  3. The sobriquet "asshole" makes for challenging subject/verb agreement.

    Or I've just had enough scotch to make that a challenge in and of itself.

    Anyway...

    Carry on...

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  4. Mel is of the Ozzytrailerian persuasion and that is a pretty formal greeting there.
    Refer to the Parliamentary record: Prime Minister: Listen up youse arseholes!!
    Speaker of the House: Will the honourable Prime minister rephrase that
    PM: Sorry, Listen here, arseholes
    SoH: Bloody oath,mate.

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  5. mikey, he wanted me to smoke out of a Lileks shaped ceramic bong.

    I concede he is a knowledgeable sort, especially when it comes to disturbing art and eyeballs, but that is JUST SICK.

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  6. Well, that certainly does call his assholitude into question.

    On the other hand, it wasn't the rumored-but-never-seen-in-the-wild Hannity bong, so there IS that...

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  7. ZRM is easily triggered. Even limericks set him off sometimes.

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  8. Mel is of the Ozzytrailerian persuasion and that is a pretty formal greeting there.

    Mel Gibson was born in Peekskill, NY, which is north of my beloved City of Y______. He just pretends to be from the drouthy antipodes.

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  9. Thanks 4B I'm glad it's not the trans-Tasman cousins' fault.

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