Thank you. My reproductive organ has now crawled into my body & is attempting to escape by being vomited out, & I didn't get past the "choose your character" page.
I have a plan, someday, to capture a couple of the giant spiders that routinely invade the house in W.V. in the summer, chill them a bit for photography porpoises (I know what I'm doing, no spiders will be harmed), and finally post the result.
I liked the part at the end where, in defeat, Sperminator is cured of his STI and rejoins the Sex Squad! It's a powerful message of hope and redemption!
Thank you. My reproductive organ has now crawled into my body & is attempting to escape by being vomited out, & I didn't get past the "choose your character" page.
ReplyDeleteI have a plan, someday, to capture a couple of the giant spiders that routinely invade the house in W.V. in the summer, chill them a bit for photography porpoises (I know what I'm doing, no spiders will be harmed), and finally post the result.
ReplyDeleteEdmund Spiderhands.
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Again. My god how in the world do you get ahold of this fucked up material? Someone's feeding you. Come clean; pun intended.
ReplyDeleteOk, check it out, yo.
ReplyDeleteI read the post.
I read the comments.
In what twisted universe would I then click over to visit the site in question? Just what kind of malleable supplicant would I have to be to...
Ahh fuck it.
I gotta know...
a couple of the giant spiders that routinely invade the house in W.V. in the summer
ReplyDeleteWord verification is infested with spiders? Why were we not warned earlier?
Sperminator
ReplyDeleteWorst Doppelbock evah.
I AM NOT CLICKING
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Captain Condom to the rescue! I only took it in the face twice...
ReplyDeleteWell, you play Wonder Vag and you're kinda conflicted about whether or not to win.
ReplyDeleteThere are sections in the video store where Captain Condom would be similarly conflicted.
ReplyDeleteWell, you play Wonder Vag and you're kinda conflicted about whether or not to win.
ReplyDeleteTorn, even.
I liked the part at the end where, in defeat, Sperminator is cured of his STI and rejoins the Sex Squad! It's a powerful message of hope and redemption!
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