Friday, February 19, 2010

7,936 to Zero



Tiger Woods has a boner that is exactly infinity more important than mine.

9 comments:

  1. I do not wish to see S McG's Boner Blog

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  2. I turned on NBC to see if they were showing women's cross country skiing during the 3-5 PM coverage, and what did I see? Tiger Woods apologizing. That's no winter sport.

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  3. I do not wish to see S McG's Boner Blog

    It's a little thing.

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  4. I was amused that the stock market went down because all the "traders" were clustered about their tee vees watching him apologize for his entitled Buddhist boner getting out of hand.

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  5. Further research, rather than crap heard out of the corner of my ear, indicates the market was UP, after the golfer-brokers stopped their "trading" to watch.

    it seems like there was something of a lull and definitely a clear pickup during and after Tiger’s somewhat creepily choreographed apology.

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  6. On a purely personal note, I HATE it when my boner gets out of hand...

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