Sunday, January 31, 2010

Wow

I didn't want to believe it the first time people started posting it, but yes, a 70 minute review of a shitty film can be great.

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9 comments:

  1. M. BouffantJanuary 31, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    No criticism that glosses over anything can be worthwhile. I want detail: Let no crap go unreported!

    So we'll see how long I last, not actually giving Shit One about this juvenile garbage. (Typed from an unassailable position of elitist superiority.)

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 1, 2010 at 5:04 AM

    They lost me at "newly minted bowel movement".

    Shirley he meant POOP!
    ~

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  3. Substance McGravitasFebruary 1, 2010 at 7:45 AM

    Naturally I showed part 7 instead of part 1, remedied. The opening is excellent.

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 1, 2010 at 8:26 AM

    Lucas is going to take a contract out on this guy.

    hey, I'm an old guy. remember when George Lucas could make a movie?

    Now, to get really depress all of you, especially Mister Misanthrope Bouffant: Apparently Lucas is pissed that Avatar took the gee-whiz eye candy crown, and wants to remaster the Star Wars movies YET AGAIN, using the 3-d technology.

    I wonder if Han wil shoot first this time around?

    Perhaps it IS best if America craters.

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  5. Substance McGravitasFebruary 1, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    You zombie stoner. You even left a comment here.

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  6. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 1, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    uhhh...it was a long weekend.

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  7. J—February 1, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    Phantom Menace has Darth Maul, who does some fancy tricks, so there's something.

    Part I of the review was funny. I especially liked that last part when he asks people to describe the characters. Entertaining and effective.

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  8. Substance McGravitasFebruary 1, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    I haven't watched the movie all the way through, so I dunno if all the nitpicking is perfect, but there's a great analysis of a scene in which two jedi are unsuccessfully gassed. And a bet made during a, um, pod race? I forget.

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