Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A Select Audience

Some of you attract flies are interested in insects. Others should not be trusted with are interested in lasers. Some are just cocksuckers interested in penises. Thrill, then, to the story of a scientist who performs laser surgery on fly penises.

14 comments:

  1. what about fish penises? Can he carve them up?

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  2. Well with his lab set-up the fish penises would have to be terribly terribly small.

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  3. He found that they were far less successful at mating than the unshaved control group.

    However offers from fetish websites increased increased 100-fold.

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  4. Some bloggers will post about anything if it brings them amusing Google searches.

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  5. So shaving reduces reproductive success.
    [strokes beard, gloatingly]

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  6. And some bloggers rely on an ingenious strategy of NOT ACTUALLY BLOGGING.

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  7. Not blogging has reduced my reproductive success rate to 0 successful reproductions for several decades now. Remaining beardless has perhaps also helped.

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  8. Hey!

    I'm on 'Hiatus'!

    Er, both bloggingly, reproductively and shavingly speaking....

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  9. "increased increased"?

    It means really increased.

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  10. Ask your doctor if Hiatus is right for you!

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