Saturday, December 19, 2009

Wanted: Everything On This Page



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14 comments:

  1. Smut ClydeDecember 19, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    First buy the SLOT machine BANK. Then you csn start saving up to buy everything else.

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  2. J—December 20, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    I'd go for the Kung Fu Secrets revealed! for $1.95, because then maybe I could take on Count Dante, Deadliest Man Alive.

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 20, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    I believe Johnson Smith is related to Archie McPhee.

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  4. mikeyDecember 20, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    Umm, lessee. I'll take some of the Realistic Looking Fake Blood (the last fake blood I ordered was blue - not realistic at ALL!), the Wild Cave Man Rubber Mask with HAIR ('cause everybody knows cave men don't go freakin BALD, am I right, Bimler?), and, um, oh yeah, send me one'o them Scientific Lightsticks, 'cause the Philosophical ones didn't work for shit.

    Thanks, mikey

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  5. Substance McGravitasDecember 20, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    Nobody sees the opportunity in rescuing ladies from the Live Action Miracle Mouse?

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  6. J—December 20, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    I'll take the X-Ray Specs for the opportunity to see through the ladies' clothes instead.

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  7. Smut ClydeDecember 20, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    Especially if it is riding around on the NEW hovercraft rides on air AIR CAR. As seen on YouTube.

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  8. Smut ClydeDecember 20, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    The Live Action Miracle Mouse riding on the hovercraft, I mean.

    the last fake blood I ordered was blue
    It was a batch originally made for the Martian market.

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  9. Rusty ShackleblartDecember 20, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    I'll take the Mercedes Air Car.

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  10. tigrisDecember 20, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    EEK! Mice in hovercrafts! I wilt.

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  11. fishDecember 20, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    What about mice on hover bacon?

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  12. Smut ClydeDecember 20, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    Doktorling Sonja has "Hover Bacon" on her iPod.

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  13. Substance McGravitasDecember 20, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    I can get behind hover bacon. Or on top.

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  14. M. BouffantDecember 20, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    Vibrating Shocker for me!!

    These calculators were great 'til you lost the stylus.

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