The shiftless Ethiopian ones aren't the coffee poopers. Nevertheless the musk extraction involves a lotta ass squeezing, so there's your fill of ass content.
Thanks for clearing that up. It's no big surprise that Ethiopian cats don't poop golden coffee, after all Ethiopia is in Africa, and we all know how Africans can't hold down a decent job.
Speaking of highly sought after poop and perfume ingredients, AMBERGRIS!
There was some excitement is these here parts last year with some waxy lumps of goop which washed up on some beach somewhere (Kiwinews: something is happening here...)Locals thought it might be ambergris and therefore worth a shirtload but unfortunately it wasn't and they got large chunks of smelly fat to play with. You see the perils of greed!!! Repent my fellow citizens and leave the exudates of marine creatures alone!!!
Despite its unpleasant smell, it is an ingredient in the world's most expensive perfumes.
ReplyDeleteI do not find the two halves of this sentence to be inconsistent.
Guess how Axe Body Spray got its name?
ReplyDeleteSo they export civet and qat.
ReplyDeletePoint of order, Mister Chairman!
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Kitty givez rare and speshul ingredient for Perfoom alright.
ReplyDeleteAren't those the cats that p00p expensive coffee?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of coffee, Capcha says pestypee.
The shiftless Ethiopian ones aren't the coffee poopers. Nevertheless the musk extraction involves a lotta ass squeezing, so there's your fill of ass content.
ReplyDeleteOh, it's silliness. Musky silliness.
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Thanks for clearing that up. It's no big surprise that Ethiopian cats don't poop golden coffee, after all Ethiopia is in Africa, and we all know how Africans can't hold down a decent job.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of highly sought after poop and perfume ingredients, AMBERGRIS!
You can't fool us. We know which end of a whale is which.
ReplyDeleteThere was some excitement is these here parts last year with some waxy lumps of goop which washed up on some beach somewhere (Kiwinews: something is happening here...)Locals thought it might be ambergris and therefore worth a shirtload but unfortunately it wasn't and they got large chunks of smelly fat to play with.
ReplyDeleteYou see the perils of greed!!! Repent my fellow citizens and leave the exudates of marine creatures alone!!!
leave the exudates of marine creatures alone!!!
ReplyDeleteEspecially seals. That "It's just ice-cream" line is not fooling anyone these days.