MPB sufferers claim that an excess of testosterone cause the baldness, as I remember. Sounded like hooey, but maybe these fucks do have too many hormones.
what does it say when both your beard and your fucking TAIL are more robust than your dick? Some people take their goat-boy thing seriously. The tail plugs in, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. I imagine you'd have a range of them, for different occasions... a braided one with bows for formal wear...
These days they put a 203 under ever other damn M4, but in the good old days it was our thumper guy against their B40 guy in a big bang hot splash of shrapnel standing fight where our stupid little bullets weren't just useless, fuckers were embarrassing.
Of course, we cheated and called Arty, the big hammer of god, and when those big one five fives started falling it was time to pack up your beard and tail and flower vase and get the hell out of dodge.
The fact that there was times when the gomers stayed and slugged it out just makes me even more fond of them. Why would I want to kill a magnificent, courageous human being like that?
Okay, back to what I was really thinking: two fundamentalist guys with rationales for murder in retribution for or anticipation of what they perceive as terrible crimes.
I never realized until today how much Beldar Conehead looks like Zippy the Pinhead.
ReplyDeletePhrenology is bunk. We're concerned with the Nexus of Hairlessness here.
ReplyDeleteThe high radiation content of alien mind waves, IMO. It is only through twin studies like this that we can make valid comparisons.
ReplyDeleteOne of 'em can only see in black and white. Or maybe he sees in blue and green and we just don't know?
ReplyDeleteWe're concerned with the Nexus of Hairlessness here.
ReplyDeleteBut of course.
You know who ELSE didn't have any hair???
ReplyDeleteYou know who ELSE didn't have any hair???
ReplyDeleteLex Luthor?
hilterer?
ReplyDeleteMPB sufferers claim that an excess of testosterone cause the baldness, as I remember. Sounded like hooey, but maybe these fucks do have too many hormones.
ReplyDeleteIt is certainly the explanation I favour.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he sees in blue and green and we just don't know?
ReplyDeleteZodiac's also got the stocky baldness going on.
ReplyDeleteGadZOOKS, Herr Doktor, what does it say when both your beard and your fucking TAIL are more robust than your dick?
ReplyDeleteNot to mention that dood's got the same freakin flower vase on the end of his wang that those big red-handed doods had on the end of their lances.
I wonder if baldy here likes to call it "Lance"....
Well, okie dokie then.
ReplyDeleteNow that I know that the zodiac has a facebook page, I'm good to go.
Thanks, SubGun!
Bouffant's actually got the weaponry tonight. Check out the nifty grenade launcher.
ReplyDeletewhat does it say when both your beard and your fucking TAIL are more robust than your dick?
ReplyDeleteSome people take their goat-boy thing seriously. The tail plugs in, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
I imagine you'd have a range of them, for different occasions... a braided one with bows for formal wear...
I knew that M. Bouffant would not be satisfied with the improvised flamethrower.
ReplyDeleteThese days they put a 203 under ever other damn M4, but in the good old days it was our thumper guy against their B40 guy in a big bang hot splash of shrapnel standing fight where our stupid little bullets weren't just useless, fuckers were embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteOf course, we cheated and called Arty, the big hammer of god, and when those big one five fives started falling it was time to pack up your beard and tail and flower vase and get the hell out of dodge.
The fact that there was times when the gomers stayed and slugged it out just makes me even more fond of them. Why would I want to kill a magnificent, courageous human being like that?
Okay, back to what I was really thinking: two fundamentalist guys with rationales for murder in retribution for or anticipation of what they perceive as terrible crimes.
ReplyDeleteJust add the Supreme Commander of the Red Trike Force for the set.
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