Friday, October 9, 2009

Who Is the Most Persecuted Person in the History of the World?

A billionaire who has sex with young girls:
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has described himself as the most persecuted person "in the entire history of the world".

Mr Berlusconi also said he was "the best prime minister we can find today".

In an impassioned statement, he then mistakenly told reporters he had spent millions of euros on "judges", before correcting himself to say "lawyers".
Best prime minister if best=funniest, sure.
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8 comments:

  1. J—October 9, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    Silvio "I, the Worst of All" Berlusconi is the Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz of the 21st century.

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  2. Another KiwiOctober 9, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    "scusa mio, could I have some of that repression over here?"

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  3. mikeyOctober 9, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    Say what you will about his taste in boys, but J. Caeser wasn't a big whiner....

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  4. JenniferOctober 9, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Same guy who kept referring to the Obamas as "tanned"??

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  5. Substance McGravitasOctober 9, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Same guy who kept referring to the Obamas as "tanned"??

    And he was PERSECUTED HORRIBLY FOR THAT TOO!

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  6. tigrisOctober 9, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    Truly, he is the maltreated child in Omelas and Jesus rolled into one persecuted package, which is then sent uninsured via UPS.

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  7. ckc (not kc)October 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    ...persecuted package...uninsured via UPS...

    somebody lost something important? (Big Brown: The Untold Story...)

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  8. fishOctober 10, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Yeah, you know, someone who took on all the sins of everyone in the world despite never having sinned himself, and giving up his life to save them after being tortured and eventually crucified on a giant cross? Total poseur.

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