Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SCANDAL CONSUMES THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE

RED FUCKIN' ALERT!!!
Michelle Obama has done wonders for raising social consciousness for responsible eating with her efforts to launch a White House garden and her support of a farmer's market near home, but she lost the high road a bit when, as PD's Lynn Sweet reported this weekend, the Obamas' dog, Bo, got a "doghouse cake made out of veal" for his birthday earlier this month.
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20 comments:

  1. Rusty ShacklefordOctober 28, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    "Doghouse cake made out of veal" - gimme it

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  2. Substance McGravitasOctober 28, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    OMG they give their dog people food!!!

    So far Matt Drudge is not on the case.

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  3. tigrisOctober 28, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    The worst part was the dog bowl filled with the tears of unnoticed teabagging wingnuts gone Galt and children told Heaven is fake and Grandpa's just dead; all that salt is bad for Bo's health!

    Captcha is chadista... Florida vote counter?

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  4. mikeyOctober 28, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Hmm. Interesting coincidence. I'm making Schnitzel tonight. If I was cooking for more than one, I could assemble the final entree into a doghouse. That would be kind of fun. With a potato Snoopy (or Bo) on the top?

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  5. Dragon-King WangchuckOctober 28, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    Veal, schmeal. Hte real act of cruelty was making those poor dogs wear party hats. I youstabee a lie-beral but anthropomorphisation of housepets is a bridge too far.

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  6. Substance McGravitasOctober 28, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the Woman Up column complaining about doggie birthday parties.

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  7. Rusty ShacklefordOctober 28, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    Seems like our counterparts on the right, if they were truly interested in balance, would admit that Hitler would NOT have fed his dogs a veal doghouse cake.

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  8. Another KiwiOctober 28, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    God the scandal when a picture of Bo playing cards comes out!

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  9. Substance McGravitasOctober 28, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    The Portuguese water dogs have webbed toes so imagine the paper cuts.

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  10. herr doktor bimlerOctober 28, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Hitler would NOT have fed his dogs a veal doghouse cake.
    Perhaps a vegetarian substitute.

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  11. herr doktor bimlerOctober 28, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    God the scandal when a picture of Bo playing cards comes out!

    The true scandal will be the fact that he's cheating.

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  12. Substance McGravitasOctober 28, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    The other dogs will sniff out the blood on the cards.

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  13. mikeyOctober 28, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Considering where Bo was likely to be hiding that Ace, I don't think "sniffing it out" will be a tremendous challenge...

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  14. herr doktor bimlerOctober 28, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    Sirrah, these cards are marked.

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  15. Another KiwiOctober 28, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    Sirrah, these cards are marked
    And don't smell too good, also.

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  16. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©October 28, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    Bo knows dealing the race card from the bottom of the deck.
    ~

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  17. herr doktor bimlerOctober 28, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    Bo had to play the race card, so that all options would be on the table.

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  18. tigrisOctober 28, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    Hitler would NOT have fed his dogs a veal doghouse cake.

    He would, too. And Blondi would have said, "this Hundehaus cake is the wurst!"

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  19. herr doktor bimlerOctober 28, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    In these parts, German sausages are served for dessert:
    The wurst is yet to come.

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  20. fishOctober 29, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    these cards are marked.

    So we are back to pissing on things eh?

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