Friday, October 30, 2009

News from an Australian Paper But It's Really US News and I Didn't Notice

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23 comments:

  1. fishOctober 30, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    Yes officer, it was definitely two young black guys.

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  2. Substance McGravitasOctober 30, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Authorities have released Dick Van Dyke.

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonaldOctober 30, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    Staging a burglary is a crappy way to cover up the fact that you passed out and your friends wrote "Dick" all over your faces.

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  4. mikeyOctober 30, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    Hmm, looks to me like the quality of the Navy SEALS has come down quite a bit of late...

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  5. J—October 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    It looks like some marker has come off. Next time use a Sharpie.

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  6. Substance McGravitasOctober 30, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    And you have to fill it in.

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  7. Another KiwiOctober 30, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    From KISS fans to burglary. Decline or foiled ambition???

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  8. M. BouffantOctober 30, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    Should Australians be offended that you assumed this was their doing?

    Or is this a legitimate "It would have been irresponsible not to ...?

    I must dishlyze this some more.

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  9. Rusty ShacklefordOctober 30, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    fish FTW, though I think he heard that one at school

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  10. Substance McGravitasOctober 30, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    Should Australians be offended that you assumed this was their doing?

    I just read Gould's Book of Fish and was quite prepared to think the worst of them.

    You could well be offended that the narrative voice reminded me of you.

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  11. herr doktor bimlerOctober 30, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    There's a moral here, like "Remember to wash the pen marks off your face after the heist".

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  12. J—October 30, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    Re: guy on right

    No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes and black marker.

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  13. Substance McGravitasOctober 30, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    Those eyes are pretty piercing. It's like he's looking into my soul and asking "Got a smoke?"

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  14. M. BouffantOctober 30, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    Aaagghh, don't force me to enter another bookstore!

    Besides, them's Tasmans, not Ozzies!

    (I'm sure there's a difference, even if only perceptible among the Emus themselves.)

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  15. Substance McGravitasOctober 30, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    There's probably a higher convict ratio to the ancestors of Tasmanians, although I am only qualified to make snap libels.

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  16. Another KiwiOctober 30, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    In Tassie those face markings would be considered mating behaviour.

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  17. M. BouffantOctober 30, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    wilfully digressive (or so it seems), sometimes self-indulgent narrative

    I agree completely.

    Buted, one could say, if one had trouble w/ the letter "ess."

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  18. tigrisOctober 30, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    It's like he's looking into my soul and asking "Got a smoke?"

    The first guy is looking at your ass and saying, "Hey baby, you beautiful. Gimme a dollar."

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  19. herr doktor bimlerOctober 30, 2009 at 10:33 PM

    Tassies are the people that Australians make "in-bred cousin-fucker" jokes about (when they're not joking about New Zealanders and sheep).

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  20. herr doktor bimlerOctober 31, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Tasmanians opt to in-breed
    Rather than dilute their seed.
    They don't wax their pubes
    Or watch Intertubes
    Instead they listen to Creed.

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  21. J—October 31, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Speaking of geographic features that look like other things, Strange Maps has what you get when you mash up Africa and South America.

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  22. Another KiwiOctober 31, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    More proof of Jesus lizards, J.

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  23. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©October 31, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    Some people have too much free time!

    Comment by Stergios — October 31, 2009 @ 6:02 pm


    That's what some say...
    ~

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