Damn, I can't get my head out of this picture. It's got layers, man, LAYERS.
Blue foreground dood. With the big red fist, bigger than his head. That's a BIG fist.
Umm, can he masturbate? Should I wonder about these things?
And what about his "weapon". It's a lance in a flower vase. Why? It's got more feng shui to get killed by a well decorated lance? Or is Lance just the designer, and that's a spear?
It's endlessly fascinating. I'm going back to staring at it. My pot pie (no, don't even think that - that's NOT what makes it a pot pie) is still in the oven, and I have plenty of time to study kang's habits.
So much for "What would Jesus Do?" In future crises I shall be asking myself "What is the Way of Kang?"
It's a lance in a flower vase. Why?
I was wondering that about the guard myself. I reckon it's in the hope that people will ask him what the hell he has stuck on his pitchfork, so he can answer "It's a Greek Urn." And they will ask in turn, "What's a Greek urn?"
Kang's guards delight in the playing of practical jokes and are even now giggling and nudging each other as they imagine the look on the face of their colleague when he discovers the substitution. IT IS THE WAY OF KANG. Practical jokes and interior design via Playboy magazine circa 1975
Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser. Also chicken wings on his hat. Do we think that Redhanded Guard will get severe tendinitis in the future. So much bulging muscle in big blocks on quite skinny arms. Soon he will be the scary Fruit and Vege aisle guard in Supermarkets
The cheap joke worked for me.
ReplyDeleteBut then, I consider Kraphammer ripe.
Man. I gotta get me a chair like that.
ReplyDeleteKang looks completely comfortable...
I find myself somewhat ambivalent about the bull skull.
ReplyDeleteThat may not work with my decor.
Unlike the anti-grav stairs. Those fucking rock!
The WaPoop is so awesome.
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Damn, I can't get my head out of this picture. It's got layers, man, LAYERS.
ReplyDeleteBlue foreground dood. With the big red fist, bigger than his head. That's a BIG fist.
Umm, can he masturbate? Should I wonder about these things?
And what about his "weapon". It's a lance in a flower vase. Why? It's got more feng shui to get killed by a well decorated lance? Or is Lance just the designer, and that's a spear?
It's endlessly fascinating. I'm going back to staring at it. My pot pie (no, don't even think that - that's NOT what makes it a pot pie) is still in the oven, and I have plenty of time to study kang's habits.
I suspect I'll be back....
Does blue dood, with the great big useless fist know that the north fireplace is about to fall on him?
ReplyDeleteShould somebody tell him?
Or can he just put all the fire in his vase? He's got a helmet after all. I think he'll be okay.
But I'm still gonna motion from the dugout for him to move in a few steps. These guys'll be fine if they just get a decent bench coach....
mikey said...
ReplyDeleteDoes blue dood, with the great big useless fist know that the north fireplace is about to fall on him?
He doesn't have to worry, mikey.
Burt is watching over him.
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For you, mikey, the whole scene.
ReplyDeleteFrom me, your host, Farcetio.
"Yon unmoving female"?
ReplyDeleteThat would be the "Sandra", my ex wife and conqueror of worlds...
And who does not remember that tragic denouement? I thought you had gone to a doctor about that denouement, Mikey?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Wally is behind Mr. Red Fist
So much for "What would Jesus Do?" In future crises I shall be asking myself "What is the Way of Kang?"
ReplyDeleteIt's a lance in a flower vase. Why?
I was wondering that about the guard myself.
I reckon it's in the hope that people will ask him what the hell he has stuck on his pitchfork, so he can answer "It's a Greek Urn." And they will ask in turn, "What's a Greek urn?"
The top picture looks a helluva lot like a Paolozzi collage.
ReplyDeleteI say this like it's a good thing, because it is.
Capt. America has the only superhero pants with belt loops. And there are only five of them, a sure sign of cost-cutting at the pants factory.
ReplyDeleteIn future crises I shall be asking myself "What is the Way of Kang?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, well, I voted for Kodos.
They clearly arrived expecting a barbecue. Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser.
ReplyDeleteKang's guards delight in the playing of practical jokes and are even now giggling and nudging each other as they imagine the look on the face of their colleague when he discovers the substitution.
ReplyDeleteIT IS THE WAY OF KANG. Practical jokes and interior design via Playboy magazine circa 1975
Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser.
ReplyDeleteAlso chicken wings on his hat.
Do we think that Redhanded Guard will get severe tendinitis in the future. So much bulging muscle in big blocks on quite skinny arms. Soon he will be the scary Fruit and Vege aisle guard in Supermarkets
Boy, looking at this on another machine lets me know that the colour-matching sucks. Gotta get that card fixed. Boo hoo.
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