Tuesday, September 29, 2009

What Warms Her Heart



Quoth K-Lo:
This story warms my heart:
Okay, what do you figger will warm her heart in the story she links to? Puppies being raised by a panda? A Ben and Jerry's ice-cream airlift to Ethiopia? A little girl who made the best pie at the State Fair? The Pope not having sex with a small boy?

PREPARE TO BE AMAZED:
Andy Williams, the veteran pop singer, has accused Barack Obama of "following Marxist theory" and "wanting the country to fail".
I'll make the hot chocolate, you get the marshmallows, let's cozy up by the fire and GO FUCKING NUTS!
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18 comments:

  1. J—September 29, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Don't forget the sweater.

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  2. Substance McGravitasSeptember 29, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    That was grand and gracious of you.

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  3. Another KiwiSeptember 29, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    Do we have corroboration of this from Scobby Doo? Fuck,they are on to us people!!!1one
    Incidentally do not confuse obsidian with heart tissue. Just a tip for young surgeons there.

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  4. ckc (not kc)September 29, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Andy Williams is still alive???

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  5. Substance McGravitasSeptember 29, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    Via the Krazed-Lo article, More weirdness. Hardin Montana is apparently Red Dawn come to life. Or into the opening credits anyway.

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  6. Substance McGravitasSeptember 29, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    And wouldn't you know it, the end of the first crazy conspiracy video refers to the cervical cancer death.

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©September 29, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    An autographed set of Mitt Romney's magical underwear?
    ~

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  8. Substance McGravitasSeptember 29, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    Heart-warming or pants-wetting? YOU DECIDE.

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  9. J Neo MarvinSeptember 29, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    Funny how "shut up and sing" never seems to apply in cases such as these.

    Where does Perry Como stand on the issues of the day?

    Would anyone like a bite of my rachioni?

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  10. Substance McGravitasSeptember 29, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    Where does Perry Como stand on the issues of the day?

    Finally Big Hollywood provides a useful link.

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  11. mikeySeptember 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    What? Are you trying to tell me that another old man has lost touch with reality, tied onions on his belt and shouted at kids to get off his lawn?

    Nah. Hard to believe...

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  12. Substance McGravitasSeptember 29, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    What? Are you trying to tell me that another old man has lost touch with reality, tied onions on his belt and shouted at kids to get off his lawn?

    No man, I'm trying to tell you how to get into K-Lo's pants.

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  13. guitarist manquéSeptember 30, 2009 at 4:47 AM

    All this and still no mention of Claudine Longet?

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  14. Substance McGravitasSeptember 30, 2009 at 6:30 AM

    Claudine Longet wanted Spider Sabich to FAIL.

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  15. fishSeptember 30, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    No man, I'm trying to tell you how to get into K-Lo's pants.

    C'mon, all you really need is a bag of M&M's and a copy of Mein Kampf (wedding edition of course).

    Diale it down a bit.

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  16. zombie rotten mcdonaldSeptember 30, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    Funny how "shut up and sing" never seems to apply in cases such as these.

    Please do not apply that to Chuck Norris.

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  17. guitarist manquéSeptember 30, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    I always thought that was:

    'Shut up and play your guitar'

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  18. tigrisSeptember 30, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    Heart-warming or pants-wetting? YOU DECIDE.

    Pants-warming.

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