A ghoul from the senate called Ted Liked to make little fetuses dead So he took out his pen Wrote a law up and then Had a long career and died a very popular man.
When they put Teddy into the ground They shouted "he's still an old hound" Though he only wanted a peck, see He killed Mary Jo Kopechne Hide your daughters if his ghost comes around
There once was a lady named Margot Who tried but did not very far got When taking a meal Of some Frenchified veal With a big steaming pile of escargot.
There once was a lady named Margot who loved to eat breaded escargot she thought she would die when they made it with rye then discovered the presence of ergot.
When they put Teddy into the ground
ReplyDeleteThey shouted "he's still an old hound"
Though he only wanted a peck, see
He killed Mary Jo Kopechne
Hide your daughters if his ghost comes around
After the whole micronauts debacle, I had to see if I could rhyme Kopechne
ReplyDeleteOh feck me.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you said that correckly.
ReplyDeleteThe 't' is silent, as in 'Margot'.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a lady named Margot
ReplyDeleteWho tried but did not very far got
When taking a meal
Of some Frenchified veal
With a big steaming pile of escargot.
There once was a lady named Margot
ReplyDeletewho loved to eat breaded escargot
she thought she would die
when they made it with rye
then discovered the presence of ergot.
The 't' is silent, as in 'Margot'.
ReplyDeleteIt's pronounced Eddy?