Friday, September 4, 2009

Vermin

Beware, my friends,
The common Vermin
Seeking underthings
To squirm in.

(Ahh, memories.)

9 comments:

  1. I caution you, my esteemed friends
    Dare not to discard your Depends
    The Noble Vermin
    Do Their Squirmin
    While you ponder other ends.
    ~

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  2. More exclusive is the Ermine
    Excavated from a Fur-mine

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  3. Sure. We can offer the four main breeds... simple, paranoid, hebephrenic, and catatonic.

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  4. I used to be kind of hebephrenic.

    Then my sister married a jew, and as I got to know him and his family I realized it was kind of ignorant...

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  5. Did you forget this other vermin-related thread, or were you just unable to find it?

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  6. I found that one and consequently had Insect Hank Williams in my head all day.

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  7. Also they think you should PAY FOR THEIR HEALTH CARE.

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  8. When you have millipedes living in the flat upstairs, you can spend ALL FECKIN NIGHT waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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  9. And doing the Hokey Cokey is a nightmare

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