Wednesday, September 16, 2009

912 March: Just Ordinary Folks

For Mr. J—, the happiness before the tears:



From a different video - including press conference! - a comment that I of course thought was fucking nuts:



Now I find myself unable to tell if this is a joke, an honest comment, or the only possible way to reduce Orly's credibility.
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13 comments:

  1. Another KiwiSeptember 16, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    Dear Mr Mcsubstance, thanks to you Another Kiwi cannot see as his eyes killed themselves during the crazy lady video. His ears also shut down, though it is thought that playing baby Mozart to them may get them to open up again. Is this what you want for your legacy??!!??!!!1
    Yours
    Cerebral Cortex of Another Kiwi

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  2. mikeySeptember 16, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    I dunno. She REALLY reminds me of my ex-wife. Blonde, hot, mad as a hatter.

    We really need a better dialog, of this there can be no doubt.

    But can we keep Orly Taitz and Michelle Bachman? 'Cause I have grown really fond of both of them.

    And gawd help me, I want to roll around naked with either or both...

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  3. Substance McGravitasSeptember 16, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    The falsetto's got to be some kind of put-on.

    Perhaps Orly is really General Chen?

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  4. Substance McGravitasSeptember 16, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    And gawd help me, I want to roll around naked with either or both...

    I really really don't wanna imagine Orly's vocalizations.

    I imagine Michelle wouldn't say much but when she did it'd be something like "this is how my ex did it and now he's dead."

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  5. J—September 16, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    In the second video the guy names Taitz's source for the affidavit on Mombasa: Lucas Smith, who has his own YouTube video in which he shows Barack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate! He now says he's through with Taitz because she wants him to lie under oath. Weak. If you can bribe a Kenyan soldier for freedom, lying in court is nothing.

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  6. Substance McGravitasSeptember 16, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    Lucas Smith, who has his own YouTube video

    Yeesh. The Blair Witch Certificate.

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  7. Another KiwiSeptember 16, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    So it's organ rings, now. I don't need a new one of those, it's eyes I need. I'm willing to pay in Noo Zild dollars too.

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  8. Substance McGravitasSeptember 16, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    One organ'll make a lot of rings if you cut 'em up right.

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  9. Another KiwiSeptember 16, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    Use a sharp knife though, pardner, less'n you want to rip your new arsehole.

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  10. tigrisSeptember 17, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    Do organ rings also remind Ann Althouse of vaginas?

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  11. Rusty ShacklefordSeptember 17, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    One constant in human affairs is that people love to yell "woo."

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  12. M. BouffantSeptember 17, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Who's the fat guy in the flag-desecrating shirt who follows her around? Bodyguard, husband, competition for mikey's unbridled lusts?

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  13. Another KiwiSeptember 17, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    He's the puppet master. You notice his lips moving when she "talks"?
    Dance marionette, dance!

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