So when are you trolly people going to set up an alternative open-source dictionary called Conservictionary or summat along those lines? Hilarity could ensue.
Essentially, it is very often made clear that Bimmler's smarter than most of the rest of us unwashed souls.
Realizing the demands of blogging could interfere with drinking akavit and seeking disturbing pre-Renaissance imagery, the choice was stark and the decision simple.
Bloody oath. There are vines sprouting out of people's navels and bursting into flowers which have the top halves of other people grafted onto them, and you're perturbed that someone brought along an emergency back-up Baby Jesus?!
More pre-Renaissance weirdity -- a scene from the Life of St. Stephen.. The Baby Stephen is the maggot creature with the bright red stinger and the nimbus around its head end, that here is shown fellating a goat.
Later he got a job writing for Salon. The watchers do look a tad concerned about it. It's really milk innit, teh baby Stephen was raised by goats which is probably about as disadvantaged as one could be, really. Imagine "Meet-the-teacher" evenings. Also, in terms of stunt baby Jesus, what would happen if an accident happened and the real one bit the dust. We would all be worshipping "Some Guy" son of "Another guy". All I'm saying is that it would be a let-down if people found out.
Stunt baby? You know that scene in 'Battleship Potemkin' where the baby carriage rolls slowly all the way down the Odessa Steps? Turns out it wasn't the actual baby in the carriage... another baby did the dangerous stunts. Imagine my disillusionment when I found that out.
Looks like Stephen has a Medieval super hero flying down to save him from the merciless chipping. Why do all the Medieval babies have the red stinger bit, is it something that has evolved off modern babies? The question of stunt babies in movies is a thorny one since most of them are as useless as the star baby at doing stunts. If Eisenstein used a stunt baby, I'm sure it got well payed. Possibly free beard shaves for life
Herr Doktor is clearly confused. The scene he describes with the stunt-baby in the carriage rolling down the steps is in "The Untouchables" with the estimable Kevin Costner.
I read somewhere Winston Churchill worked as a stunt baby after he lost his reelection bid. Similarly, Dick Cheney has been fielding offers from James Cameron and the Wachowski brothers
Apparently language has a liberal bias.
ReplyDeleteThe books!! the books are against me!! But I shall outwit them won't I precioussss.
ReplyDeleteThat dumbness level must be life threatening.
So when are you trolly people going to set up an alternative open-source dictionary called Conservictionary or summat along those lines? Hilarity could ensue.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of trolly people, how come herr doktor has no blog?
ReplyDeleteEven I have one now. (All RB's fault, of course.)
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Thunder, that is one of life's great questions.
ReplyDeleteEssentially, it is very often made clear that Bimmler's smarter than most of the rest of us unwashed souls.
ReplyDeleteRealizing the demands of blogging could interfere with drinking akavit and seeking disturbing pre-Renaissance imagery, the choice was stark and the decision simple.
Even Capcha has angst
not that I want to irritate mikey, especially considering he sent me branes, but isn't that akvavit?
ReplyDeletesittin in my mulnest
What, you mean the italics are crucial?
ReplyDeleteDidn't know...
I think that those are just proprietary names for the same embalming fluid.
ReplyDeleteCapha tells me of the worlds smallest power station-runtly
So how come no-one is hassling tigris?
ReplyDeleteWe suspect tigris blogs and is TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET.
ReplyDeleteseeking disturbing pre-Renaissance imagery
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me. Zoom in on the image -- freakiest shit ever.
RB, you're a big fat meanie who is mean. And fat.
ReplyDeleteThere she is going on at length again!
ReplyDeleteGood Herr Doktor, why are there 2 baby jesus's and why are they putting one in a sack?
ReplyDeleteYou can't expect to eat all three in one sitting.
ReplyDeleteBloody oath. There are vines sprouting out of people's navels and bursting into flowers which have the top halves of other people grafted onto them, and you're perturbed that someone brought along an emergency back-up Baby Jesus?!
ReplyDeleteMore pre-Renaissance weirdity -- a scene from the Life of St. Stephen..
ReplyDeleteThe Baby Stephen is the maggot creature with the bright red stinger and the nimbus around its head end, that here is shown fellating a goat.
In public yet. Was he stoned?
ReplyDeleteHe had to be, would YOU do that without a chemical assist?
ReplyDeleteLater he got a job writing for Salon.
ReplyDeleteThe watchers do look a tad concerned about it.
It's really milk innit, teh baby Stephen was raised by goats which is probably about as disadvantaged as one could be, really. Imagine "Meet-the-teacher" evenings.
Also, in terms of stunt baby Jesus, what would happen if an accident happened and the real one bit the dust. We would all be worshipping "Some Guy" son of "Another guy". All I'm saying is that it would be a let-down if people found out.
That must be why they pelted him with potatoes.
ReplyDeleteStunt baby? You know that scene in 'Battleship Potemkin' where the baby carriage rolls slowly all the way down the Odessa Steps? Turns out it wasn't the actual baby in the carriage... another baby did the dangerous stunts. Imagine my disillusionment when I found that out.
Oh yes, we can do stunt babies.
See also.
Looks like Stephen has a Medieval super hero flying down to save him from the merciless chipping.
ReplyDeleteWhy do all the Medieval babies have the red stinger bit, is it something that has evolved off modern babies?
The question of stunt babies in movies is a thorny one since most of them are as useless as the star baby at doing stunts. If Eisenstein used a stunt baby, I'm sure it got well payed. Possibly free beard shaves for life
If Eisenstein used a stunt baby
ReplyDeleteA stunt baby for math?
"Battleship Potemkin"???
ReplyDeleteHerr Doktor is clearly confused. The scene he describes with the stunt-baby in the carriage rolling down the steps is in "The Untouchables" with the estimable Kevin Costner.
These seem an odd pair of films to confuse...
Capcha curses: demamu
I read somewhere Winston Churchill worked as a stunt baby after he lost his reelection bid.
ReplyDeleteThe stunt-baby blooper reels are hilarious. Ha ha, baby, that was not a breakaway chair.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere Winston Churchill worked as a stunt baby after he lost his reelection bid.
ReplyDeleteSimilarly, Dick Cheney has been fielding offers from James Cameron and the Wachowski brothers
The stunt-baby blooper reels are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think how many takes they needed for the kitchen-blender scene.