Monday, June 1, 2009

Perhaps Roeder Should Be Executed

18 comments:

  1. If abortion is murder, then by the transitive property murder is abortion.

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  2. OMG.

    Hermey the misfit elf is an abortionist.

    Is nothing sacred with you people?

    mikey

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  3. herr doktor bimlerJune 1, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    by the transitive property

    This is why we need an Edit feature, so commenters can correct their embarrassing errors.

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  4. So if abortion is murder, and dentistry is theft, what medical procedure is adultery? Or not honoring one's parents? Will my insurance cover not keeping the Sabbath holy if it's a pre-existing condition?

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  5. So if abortion is murder, and dentistry is theft, what medical procedure is adultery?

    Please please let it be covered.

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  6. Sorry.

    Did you drop this atom bomb?

    I just found it in the storm drain.

    Are you a dentist? Can you give me directions to the island of misfit toys.

    No, not THOSE kind of toys, you pervert.

    By Zeus, and the transitive property, I bid you, leave me and my Weta, and do not darken my glans again!

    German porn is really cool.

    Titsen fitsen zitsen ditsen. Der titsen zitsen fitsen. Oooohhhh....

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  7. herr doktor bimlerJune 1, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I have done my share of being a guinea-pig for medical science Indeed, this is how I first met the Frau Doktorin. I am not volunteering for the "Covet thy neighbour's ass" surgery.

    Tattooing is taking the name of the Lord in vain! At least, it is if you do it right.

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  8. herr doktor bimlerJune 2, 2009 at 4:55 AM

    Perhaps Roeder Should Be Executed

    Apparently there's a platform outside the Supreme Court. Would it be suitable?

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  9. Alas, RB, I'm afraid it's usually seen by insurers as an elective procedure with a high risk of unpleasant side effects and few proven long-term benefits, so you'd best start saving up.

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  10. Rusty ShacklefordJune 2, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    "Transitive property" is wrong? I can't believe I've already forgotten the fifth grade.

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  11. herr doktor bimlerJune 2, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Transitive property is THEFT.

    By the Symmetric Property, this insult shall be avenged!!

    Reflexive property is easy to fold away and keep in your wallet.

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  12. By the abortitive property transition is dentistry.

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  13. herr doktor bimlerJune 2, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    If totipotent property persists for more than three hours, seek medical help.

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  14. herr doktor bimlerJune 2, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Like a typical liberal, Shackleford is creating a false equivalency class.

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  15. That was my major at Liberal University, Dok.

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