Puppet PrincessSilly princess: PUPPETRY IS THEFT.
In the age of chaos, at a time of great upheaval, there was a small country in forgotten realm, ruled by Lord Ayawatari. He was not interested in governing his territory, nor in conflicts between the other warlords, but instead was only creating puppets. Knowing Ayawatari's nature, the evil warlord Sadayoshi Karimata invaded Ayawatari's castle and wiped out his entire family, or so it seemed... With her homeland in ruins, Princess Rangiku, the daughter of Lord Ayawatari the puppet master, is forced to seek out the legendary ninja, Danzo Kato. It is only with his help that she can hope to oppose the evil Karimata, but Danzo's assistance comes at a cost. Together these unlikely heroes must find a way to infiltrate Karimata's castle and restore the mysterious stolen puppet.
[Those feeling ripped off at a post solely intended to be the first use of PUPPETRY IS THEFT can go read this and nod in agreement.]
Quote of the week from Anime news You know those anime characters who make purple toxic-waste dishes by tossing in ingredients willy-nilly with no attention to the harmony of taste or texture? Well this is the anime they would make.
ReplyDeleteI hate those purple making anime characters.
RB, are you saying that only when the people hold all puppetry in common can they truly be emancipated?
ReplyDeleteI'll never watch Being John Malkovich the same way again.
Man is born free and everywhere he is on strings.
ReplyDeleteI hope you all appreciate that I went to the internet's MOST TRUSTED anime news source for that, BAPIGHTS!
ReplyDeleteBimler is Neil Peart?
ReplyDeleteThey may call it a great upheaval if they like, but actually upheaval is a finite good.
ReplyDeleteSo, does it follow that the Puppetry of the Penis is theft of affection?
ReplyDeleteAnd if Puppetry is Theft, what would a Shari'a judge require to be cut off?
The perpetrator's flycell?
Google Finance is always good for a little trolling.
ReplyDeleteOr there's Klavan but the ban comes on pretty quick there too.
Wow - I never would have thought that commenters at Google Finance would be so fucking nuts. Third post down is entitled "Hoist your white ass high in the air for Allah." What does that have to do with finance?
ReplyDeleteOoh, Klavan looks promising. I see you're still there, RB.
ReplyDelete"Hoist your white ass high in the air for Allah." What does that have to do with finance?
ReplyDeleteEntrepreneurship FAIL.
Google is Theft.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's what the AP is telling me.
I Google and Google and Google yet I still don't have a sack full of jewelry and golden candlesticks. Perhaps I'm wearing the mask wrong.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure your sack is labelled 'Swag'? Perhaps it has 'Snag' written on it by mistake, and some other blogger is receiving all your plunder.
ReplyDeleteIf RB's sack is labeled "Snag," I for one don't want to know the details. Though a label-maker review would be helpful.
ReplyDeleteWait! I have had a brainwave!
ReplyDeletePeople skilled in the ways of the GIMP or Photoshop or similar must find a poster for Puppetry of the Penis, and do some judicious copyediting.
"Property of the Penis."
It would explain so much about our current situation.
According to my captcha, it might produce an antediti.
Oh so Penis's have property rights now!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteWell that's just dandy, I guess I will be sued for the vasectomy? And it will want it's own room, with decor straight out of the Playboy Mansion?
Thanks a million activist judges.
Thanks a million activist judges.
ReplyDeleteTheir march on Washington BEGINS.
I hope they don't arrive on the same day as the 'Circumcision is Genocide!' rally.
ReplyDeleteThat would certainly cut the march short, especially if folks started getting snippy.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or do you envision a million activist judges hanging around the mall while a bunch of activist judges fucks around with the PA system and the activist judges are all, you know, ACTIVIST and they get all restless and start fucking with each other and sure enough, dammit, out come the folding steel chairs and them whole meticulously planned march kind of disintegrates into a big chaotic melee where it turns out that Kevin Costner was having a kidney problem and the EMTs were busy over in Virginia.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's just me.
Kind of thought so...
mikey
I kind of saw some exchanges of the "NO SUMMONSES!" "DOUBLE SUMMONSES NO BACKSIES!" variety.
ReplyDeleteThe activist judges with their "NO RECOVERY UNTIL DISCOVERY" placards (not to mention "BUSH LIED, WE CROSS-EXAMINED")... the circumcision crowd with their giant puppets... it's a recipe for disaster.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, "recipe for disaster" is what you expect from a RB post.
I'll never watch Being John Malkovich the same way again.
ReplyDeleteIs that one of those "A man cannot drown in the same river twice" things?
I hate those purple making anime characters.
ReplyDeleteLet me quote a sentence from a book of conference abstracts that is, for completely other reasons, lying open beside the computer:
"Then the various potential sources of evidence will be investigated, such as the archaeological investigation of an early Irish 'purple factory', the chemical analysis of ancient textiles, and the results of the recent tests on manuscript illuminations, which can now be carried out with non-destructive techniques. Mention will also be made of modern experiments with the whelk-dyeing of wool samples, and attempts to reproduce the famous purple pages of early manuscripts."
It all makes sense in context, but is more fun without.
"A man can not step in the same river twice; he need only drown in it once."
ReplyDeletemikey @ 9:36 = among funniest comments ever
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