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Winking in the future perhaps. For now Lindsay Lohan's wink is not working on Hitler. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteBlue snot, bushy eyebrows and a soul patch.
ReplyDeleteHitler looks like a second string sophomore shooting guard from a Division II school in southern Ohio by way of a Kentucky reform school...
I kinda harelipped him a little with the clone brush, but hey - IT'S HITLER.
ReplyDeleteHas nothing to do with Scott Stapp, I suppose...OR DOES IT?
ReplyDeleteAnyway it's a shame not to use all that fuckin' behind-the-scenes bracketing again, so I will.
Blue snot can be dragged down the screen a way so it's dripping on the heads of the dancing hitlers. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, with the dancing hitlers, what have you done to their upraised hands? Worst prosthetic EVAH. Even my prosthetic testicle is more convincing.
Creedofascism at it's worst.
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It's true!
ReplyDeleteHerr Doktor's prosthetic testicle once convinced me to buy this '79 Chevy Vega with mis-matched primer doors, plastic sheeting for the passenger window and a big hole in the dash where the radio ought to be.
What was I thinking??
That was one convincing testicle, I'll give you that.
Incidentally, with the dancing hitlers, what have you done to their upraised hands?
ReplyDeleteAnother delusional sheep who thinks common merriment can just carry on as normal after a lifetime of fistfucking.
The dancing mustaches from the post below fit this Adolf perfectly.
ReplyDeleteWORMA!!!
Even my prosthetic testicle is more convincing.
ReplyDeleteIt would have been more convincing if you didn't have it put in your armpit.
Clever move to be able to scratch it all day long though.
ReplyDeleteArmpit? Is that where it is now? Damn thing moves around at night.
ReplyDelete"Oxter" is a sadly underused word.
If a testis is in your armpit, would Viagra make you look like a Stormfront devotee? Maybe that's where Hitler kept his missing second nut.
ReplyDeleteI always read Himmler was the second nut!
ReplyDeleteSeems unlikely: however would Himmler fit in an armpit?
ReplyDeleteI always read Himmler was the second nut!
ReplyDeletePretty certain he's behind the assy knoll.
Emo Hilter haz sadz
ReplyDeleteCapcha says it is the sadness of the woodcutter who has cut down one more tree than there actually is to be cut down, and keeps falling over.
'Jagstske'
Thank you for the extra tears. However, none of them appears to be showing a reflection of the Twin Towers.
ReplyDeleteAll the disloyalty around here, it might as well be the Google front page.
Hmm. I think I have a problem with Bubbatonian Gravity.
ReplyDeleteThe tears INSIST on falling in lockstep synchronization, rather than the individual droplets assuming their own starting point upon release.
In the Bubbaverse, this makes it very difficult for the entire family to get down the stairs in the morning...
Oh Jeezis. Do I gotta cut your pancakes just so too?
ReplyDeleteDownloading a new GIMP which claims to have more animation support. We'll see. I kind of want Pumkinhead Tutu to dance.
That GIMP is not too bad at all.
ReplyDeleteHmm, maybe I'm wrong about that. Doesn't like my millisecond adjustments for some reason.
ReplyDeleteOoo, torrents!
ReplyDeleteFriends, don't adjust the milliseconds down to unrealistically low amounts or your animation will just do its own thing.
Emo Hitler works best with John Dowland's "Flow my Tears" playing in the background.
ReplyDelete"Nonark", sez Capcha-word, in what is probably an allusion to PKDick.
Emo Hitler also benefits from the application of black eye-liner and a discreet ace-of-spades tattoo, but then the Frau Doktorin made me clean the screen.
ReplyDeleteI cannot fathom the mind of the Hitler.
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