Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Rhyme Crime



Q is for Quayle
Who misspelled potato
It's hard to believe
He'd been a senato

(Replacement Q)
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18 comments:

  1. Another KiwiMay 6, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    That's a potato print picture, too isn't it?

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  2. Righteous BubbaMay 6, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!

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  3. JenniferMay 6, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    I hope you know what you've unleashed! Not even Plink, the Ocelot, can save you now...

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  4. Righteous BubbaMay 6, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    Dan and I haven't used the leash for ages. And I feel so alone.

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  5. herr doktor bimlerMay 6, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    I tried to make a quail-print picture of a potato, but the Frau Doktorin Penny was not well pleased with all the squawking and the feathers everywhere.

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  6. Righteous BubbaMay 6, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    You freeze them, then chip your potato out. Voila!

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  7. tigrisMay 6, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    Michelangelo also believed that each frozen quail has a beautiful potato to be found within it, and the sculptor's duty is to free that potato by removing the excess quail.

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  8. Righteous BubbaMay 6, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    And from that wisdom came the Estima Chapel ceiling.

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  9. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 6, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    I'll trade a fine quetzal for a glass of quetsch.
    ~

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  10. herr doktor bimlerMay 6, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    I am inspired now to create a series of prints based on Yves Klein's Anthropometries, but using birds slathered in paint rather than nude ladies.

    Heed the voice of experience when I advise you not to try this with cats.

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  11. Another KiwiMay 6, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!I'm not an artist or nothin' but was it necessary to write "fuck off" in the iris of the left eye?

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  12. Righteous BubbaMay 6, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    A long time ago I had a Glen Campbell record with "subliminal" writing on the cover. I nevertheless found I did not want to have sex with him.

    I suppose if I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle the subliminals are more successful this time.

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  13. herr doktor bimlerMay 6, 2009 at 9:35 PM

    Why I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle

    It appears that you are possessed by the spirit of the recently-deceased J. G. Ballard.
    Out, Jezebel Spirit! We command thee by book and bell and candle! Leave this man, for he is Righteous in the name of FSM!

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  14. Another KiwiMay 6, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    Good lord! Years of suppressed sexual longings for "The Rhinestone Cowboy" are explained!

    However the efficacy of the Dan Quayle writing is pretty near total.

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  15. Righteous BubbaMay 6, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    Jezebel, I bind you with chains of iron! Sexy!

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  16. Another KiwiMay 6, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Whereas Dan Quaalude was bound by chains of irony which froze him until GHWB released his inner potato.

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  17. herr doktor bimlerMay 7, 2009 at 1:54 AM

    Now AK is confused, and thinking of the Clark Ashton Smith story.

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  18. fishMay 7, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    I think you misspelled senatoe.

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